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backwoodsered adj. Sharpened by drink into a solitary figure whose chief practical achievement is finding the shed. Salise became backwoodsered and delivered a brief address to the garden tools. backwoodsinessed adj. Loosened by drink into rustic informality, ending with a sandwich eaten outdoors. Asianna grew backwoodsinessed and relocated the supper to the step without consultation. backwoodsmanned adj. Too drunk to distinguish the pub from a forest, and to resent anyone offering modern conveniences. Caedence spent an hour gathering coats for firewood, thoroughly backwoodsmanned. backworded adj. Sufficiently drunk to answer every kindness with a considered retort. Psymon got backworded and disputed the landlord's perfectly reasonable closing time. backworked adj. Having drunk enough to make the back perform separately from the rest of the person. Kinslea became backworked during the dancing and inconvenienced three chairs. backwormed adj. Having drunk more than the company could bear, and acquired a persistent, thread-like argument. Charline was backwormed and pursued Lareka through the pub with one obsolete complaint. backwrapped adj. You have drunk enough to reverse every arrangement and expect others to follow the wrapping. Ramanpreet was backwrapped, returning every borrowed coat to the wrong owner. backyard cricketed (/ˈbækjɑːd ˈkɹɪkɪtd/) adj. Of a drinker who has turned limited space into a match, with every bystander serving as equipment. Krishnan was backyard cricketed and bowled a cushion into Auralee's glass. backyarded (/bækˈjɑːdd/) adj. Of a drinker: confined socially to the space behind the house, where everyone else must visit. Abdel was backyarded, receiving guests beside the shed and refusing to re-enter the party. backyardered adj. Describing a drinker who runs a small private enterprise from the garden and recruits the guests. Yoani was backyardered, assigning everyone poultry duties despite owning no birds. bacladed adj. A drinker who has arranged the company into a fish corral, allowing neither escape nor quiet. Elizandro was bacladed, herding guests towards the corner with a pointing finger. baclavaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and layered with enough explanations to require careful unpicking. Minela was baclavaed, offering three reasons for missing the last bus. baclofened (/bæˈkloʊ.fɪnd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every attempt to stop the evening produces another spasm of hospitality. Ksenia was baclofened and repeatedly summoned the waiter after everyone had paid. baclosanned adj. The state of being drunk and chemically committed to calming everyone else's movements. Cassadie was baclosanned, telling the dancing guests to relax while spilling her own drink. bacmecillinamed adj. The condition of a drinker who treats every companion as an infection requiring a course of reassurance. Elioth was bacmecillinamed and prescribed Yasmein three more pints of conversation. bacmided adj. The drunkenness of one who moves between two social systems, propagating confusion in both. Zoeyann was bacmided, carrying the same rumour from the kitchen to the garden.