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bacned (/ˈbæknid/) adj. Reduced by drink to a visible irritation on the back of the gathering. Keiundra was bacned, a small but persistent blemish on an otherwise orderly dinner. bacogeninned adj. Sharpened by drink into a bitter little compound that makes the company reconsider its seating. Ianmichael was bacogeninned and reduced the table's goodwill by steady degrees. bacon and cabbaged adj. Emboldened by drink to simmer among the company until everyone has absorbed the consequences. Sive was bacon and cabbaged, occupying the kitchen and seasoning every discussion. bacon and eggsed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where breakfast becomes a social policy rather than a meal. bacon beetled adj. Drunk and burrowing through the gathering in search of provisions, leaving the larder socially compromised. Judiah was bacon beetled, inspecting every cupboard while Janeria guarded the crisps. bacon buttied adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation must be filled, pressed flat, and served hot. Isbell was bacon buttied, sandwiching strangers into discussions they had not joined. bacon explosioned adj. Drunk enough to combine several minor indiscretions into one warm, smoky incident. Wendy became bacon explosioned and filled the kitchen with guests, crumbs, and explanations. bacon grilled adj. Drunk past the point of distinction, seasoned to resemble someone sociable and served to the wrong table. Edisa was bacon grilled and introduced herself to Dazmond twice as a mutual acquaintance. bacon rinded adj. Drunk beyond the point of tenderness, leaving a tough outer layer for everyone else to negotiate. Christinamarie was bacon rinded and impervious to gentle suggestions about going home. bacon squared adj. Of a drinker who has become agreeably square in outlook, with a smoked edge. Judiann was bacon squared and insisted the table had four quite sufficient corners. baconburgered adj. Describing a drinker who has combined two substantial ideas and is now serving them together. Waren was baconburgered and proposed adding another supper to the supper. baconered adj. A drinker who has been put out to mature slowly, preferably somewhere warm. Deletha was baconered by midnight and required no further encouragement. baconned (/ˈbeɪ.kənd/) adj. Loosened by drink into strips of conviviality, requiring firm handling at closing time. baconweeded adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary conversation has spread across the room in untidy patches. Tailah was baconweeded and appeared in several unrelated conversations at once. bacooed adj. Having drunk more than sensible, and acquiring the small, troublesome energy of something that will not go home quietly. Orise became bacooed and relocated three umbrellas while the others found their coats. bacopaed adj. The state of being drunk and floating calmly among the furniture. Kaityln was bacopaed, drifting between the chairs without troubling the water.