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BSEdded adj. Having drunk more than qualifies you to explain secondary education to the people providing it. Melisia got BSEdded and corrected the teacher’s account of her own classroom. BSG'd adj. Slowed by drink to the vast, hot luminosity of a star, then settled beside the glass of water. Shayn was BSG'd by midnight, glowing beside the sofa and refusing the kitchen light. BSHM'd adj. Drunk to the point where hospitality means reorganising strangers, furniture and refreshments without permission. Drewann became BSHM'd and assigned the guests rooms in a house that was not a hotel. BSHRM'd adj. Drunk enough to manage a hotel and restaurant that exist only in your increasingly confident account of the evening. Spiro was BSHRM'd and turned the sitting room into a reception desk with a complaints book. BSHS'd adj. Drunk and treating every conversation as a case study in health, despite having just lost your shoes. Sonnett was BSHS'd and assessed the party’s general wellbeing from beneath the dining table. BSI'd adj. Of a drinker: sealed against every bodily substance except the one currently being consumed. Cesily got BSI'd and treated a sneeze across the table as a hazardous incident. BSL'd adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes a passing feeling for an exact personal reading. Alesya got BSL'd and announced a precise need for another round. BSMS'd adj. Describing a drinker who administers the evening as a service, though no one appointed him. Jerred got BSMS'd and began allocating passengers, routes and replacement refreshments. BSN'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where basic care becomes a lengthy consultation with yourself. Hezekyah was BSN'd and spent ten minutes deciding whether the coat required medical attention. BSO'd adj. Drunk and radio-quiet, visible only as a blue object beyond the pub's last signal. Maxum was BSO'd by last orders and answered the taxi driver with silence. BSOD'd adj. Softened by drink into confidently shutting down whenever an unrecoverable decision presents itself. Machenzie went BSOD'd when asked whether he wanted another pint or the bill. BSP'd adj. Drunk to the extent of connecting every available pipe, tap and glass of water to the same domestic standard. Omeir was BSP'd and inspected the kitchen tap for compatibility with the evening. BSS'd adj. Still drunk, and transmitting unreliable directions while receiving every mobile call as an invitation to continue. Felipedejesus was BSS'd, directing Ziaan towards the taxi rank from inside the pub. BSSO'd adj. Emboldened by drink to split a straightforward plan into two parts and commit to both. Jabarion went BSSO'd and booked two incompatible taxis with equal confidence. BST'd adj. Drunk to the point where every movement branches into at most two increasingly uncertain alternatives. Lanequa was BST'd by the stairwell, choosing between the banister and the wall at every landing. BSced adj. Loosened by drink into treating a rough guess as a scientific finding, provided it sounds measurable. Presslie became BSced and recorded the queue’s length in units of personal impatience.