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bad applinged adj. Loosened by drink into attributing one person's morning misconduct to every group within reach. Seryniti became bad applinged over coffee, generalising one missing shoe into a theory of visitors. bad assed adj. You are drunk and treating a minor disagreement over darts as a matter of personal distinction. Junus was bad assed, refusing the house rules and challenging the winner immediately. bad babied adj. Emboldened by drink to wake as a powerful little item, impressive chiefly to the person carrying it. Khyir arrived bad babied, presenting yesterday's minor achievement as a product launch. bad banked adj. Slowed by drink to the careful collection of failed promises, each one recovered at considerable expense. Neldon woke bad banked, patiently collecting defaulted commitments from the previous evening. bad beated adj. Drunk and waking to discover that a mathematically favourable evening has nevertheless lost the hand. Sabrenna was bad beated by breakfast, having held every advantage until the final glass. bad belled adj. Drunk to the point where envy rings through every recollection of somebody else's successful evening. Maggiemae was bad belled over coffee, hearing other people's good decisions as an accusation. bad bishopped adj. Drunk enough to find every route blocked by your own pawns, especially on the way to water. Reagann was bad bishopped at breakfast, trapped behind personal obstacles of glassware and regret. bad bitched adj. Drunk past the point of modesty and into a morning confidence that remains attractive chiefly by force of will. Noelie woke bad bitched, immaculate in theory and entirely unwilling to discuss the evidence. bad blooded adj. Drunk beyond ordinary irritation, carrying last night's hostility into the quietest available part of the morning. Raydan was bad blooded by breakfast, still prosecuting an argument with the toaster. bad booksed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning's account firmly in disfavor, with no appeal immediately available. Jaeya was bad booksed by breakfast, the household declining to hear further submissions. bad boyed adj. Describing a drinker who mistakes a raised eyebrow for a licence to challenge the landlord. Wilma got bad boyed and attempted to negotiate with the pub’s locked cellar. bad breathed adj. The state of being drunk and treating stale exhalations as persuasive evidence of personal authority. Meleyah got bad breathed and delivered her proposal directly into the barman’s face. bad businessed adj. The condition of a drinker who identifies every minor inconvenience as a serious enterprise requiring immediate intervention. Niylah got bad businessed and demanded a meeting about the pub’s uneven tables. bad cessed adj. The drunkenness of one who attributes each poor decision to an organised campaign of misfortune. Auzie got bad cessed and blamed the coat stand for the missing last bus. bad checked adj. Reduced by drink to issuing confident promises against funds, facts, or transport that do not exist. Lerin became bad checked and promised to settle the entire table’s bill next Thursday. bad cholesteroled adj. Softened by drink into carrying a low-density confidence through every conversational artery. Deva got bad cholesteroled and circulated her opinion through the room without resistance.