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bad turned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes lending your coat feel like a personal betrayal. Keta got bad turned and reclaimed the coat from Phil before reaching the door. bad weathered adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the pub’s draught as a forecast and the windows as evidence. Titana became bad weathered and announced rain whenever someone opened the door. bad winnered adj. Drunk on the strength of victory, and explaining the winning dart to people who witnessed it. Jakaila was bad winnered and replayed the winning throw beside the loos. bad worded adj. Drunk since last orders, and relying on vocabulary that would not suit the parish newsletter. Sharine got bad worded while describing the jukebox’s choice of ballad. bad-assed adj. Of a drinker: belligerent about the jukebox, extreme in posture, and oddly proud of both. Jayneen became bad-assed after choosing the same song for the fourth time. bad-asseried adj. Describing a drinker who conducts the evening with belligerence and unnecessary confidence. Caytie grew bad-asseried and appointed herself security for the crisps. bad-assnessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and mistaking a steady gaze over the bar for formidable presence. Breunna was bad-assnessed and stared down the optics until someone offered assistance. bad-boyed adj. A drinker who regards ordinary caution as an attractive form of surrender. Malayzia became bad-boyed and announced that the bouncer would respect her principles. bad-temperednessed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a genuine grievance from the glass having been placed slightly left of centre. Catraoine was bad-temperednessed and complained that the table had moved overnight. badak berendamed (/badak bəɹəndamd/) adj. Having drunk enough to sit submerged in coconut sauce, at least in one’s account of the evening. Dalainee was badak berendamed, reclining in the booth and requesting grated coconut. badaked adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the largest person in the bar as a rhinoceros and address them accordingly. Derelys, badaked, apologised to the bouncer for mistaking him for a rhinoceros. badamed (/ˈbɑːðɑːmd/) adj. Having drunk more than the almond garnish, and insisting the whole bowl is a snack. Brit went badamed and ate the decorative almonds from every nearby cocktail. badarsed adj. You have drunk enough to appear formidable while losing an argument with a bar towel. Roshena was badarsed, squaring up to the towel dispenser before asking for directions. badassed (/ˈbædæsd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken stubbornness, loudness, and a stool for a personal empire. Jessieca was badassed, guarding the corner seat as though it were inherited property. badasseried (/bædˈæsəɹid/) adj. A drinker who turns ordinary pub business into a display of audacious, unnecessary authority. Egan got badasseried and reorganised the bar stools without being asked. badassituded adj. A drinker so far gone that ordering another pint becomes an act of belligerent self-belief. Dalevon was badassituded and challenged the silent dartboard to a rematch.