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badassnessed adj. The state of being drunk and affronted by the suggestion that one might sit down. Dathol was badassnessed, refusing the offered chair with considerable dignity. badauded adj. The condition of a drinker who watches every pub event with astonishment, credulity, and sustained interest. Sanjay was badauded, following the barmaid’s movements as though witnessing rare wildlife. badboyed adj. A drinker so far gone that every sensible instruction sounds like a challenge to his reputation. Namaya got badboyed and argued with the sign requesting patrons not to climb the sculpture. badbyed adj. Drunk on the strength of a departure so emotionally negative that farewell becomes an achievement. badchanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and presiding over the gathering with ceremony, verse, and no apparent wedding. Alpha grew badchanned and announced the crisps in rhyming couplets to the indifferent table. badchened adj. Drunk by the third round, and providing formal entertainment for people who came merely to eat. Shandale became badchened and delivered a toast to the table's least interested guest. badded (/baːdd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes convinced that the morning itself has done something harmful. Patty was badded by breakfast, listing the kettle, daylight and toast among the evening's injuries. baddeleyited adj. Having drunk enough to become crystalline, angular, and unwilling to leave the mantelpiece. Parri stood baddeleyited beside the fireplace, reflecting several opinions about the mineral display. badderlocksed adj. Having drunk more than seaweed can reasonably absorb, and now lying limp beside the buffet. Cybelle was badderlocksed, spread across the bench like edible kelp at low tide. baddersed adj. You have drunk enough to play badminton with an admirable commitment to the wrong shuttlecock. Theoden was baddersed and returned the beer mat across the room with sporting concentration. baddied (/ˈbædid/) adj. You are drunk and behaving like the villain in a modestly budgeted work of fiction. Jahron went baddied and began explaining his plan beside the unattended cloakroom. baddishnessed adj. Of a drinker: morally indistinct, mildly disreputable, and chiefly concerned with one more biscuit. Kirynn was baddishnessed, hiding the biscuits with a villainy that barely survived scrutiny. baddituded adj. Sharpened by drink into an attitude so pointed that the company begins choosing its words defensively. Sakita grew baddituded over the seating plan, and the hosts stopped mentioning chairs altogether. badelaired adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a curved sword's confidence, balance, and regrettable reach. Riken became badelaired and attempted to clear the mantelpiece with an imaginary blade. badelynged (/ˈbad.lɪŋd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has settled in a grounded cluster, like ducks awaiting further instructions. Layaan was badelynged with four companions beneath the table, all facing the same direction. badficked adj. A drinker who has mistaken poor narrative structure for a personal revelation. Mahkhi became badficked and explained the evening through an implausible sequence of plot twists.