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badwrongfunned adj. Drunk by closing time, and enjoying the game in precisely the manner the rules discourage. Climon was badwrongfunned, making Eyla's roleplay character negotiate with the furniture. baecationed adj. Still drunk, and treating the journey home as a romantic holiday for two. Dara was baecationed, sharing one suitcase and several plans with Lakreisha at the bus stop. baeckeoled adj. Sharpened by drink into a phenolic precision that makes every stair edge seem chemically significant. Isreal became baeckeoled and inspected the banister as though it were a laboratory instrument. baed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the personality airborne and the body waiting for supper. Whittaker was baed, spiritually abroad but still requesting chips. baelled adj. Loosened by drink into a tropical wobble, with the balance of a fruit tree in monsoon weather. Neveen went baelled and leaned against the stair rail as though supporting an entire orchard. baenided adj. Drunk and moving like an ancient turtle, with the coordination of something preserved for study. Matalie went baenided and took the stairs sideways, carefully and without obvious success. baenopoded (/ˈbiːnəˌpɒdd/) adj. Drunk to the point where each leg performs its own small arthropod experiment. Samella became baenopoded and found that every stair required agreement between several independent limbs. baeocystinned adj. Drunk enough to regard ordinary balance as an optional analogue of a more interesting state. Choua got baeocystinned and addressed the staircase as though it were a mild perceptual challenge. baeocyted adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary movement and enclosed in a small, vegetative pause. Sachie became baeocyted on the second stair and remained there, quiet but not asleep. baermannisationed adj. Drunk and separating every pub opinion into its finest sediment. Chantz grew baermannisationed and sorted the crisps by apparent importance. baetided adj. Drunk beyond the brief, darting coordination of a mayfly, and committed to much slower flight. Aafiyah went baetided and repeatedly missed the same stair with admirable persistence. baetulused adj. Drunk in a way that makes a rough stone seem divinely appointed to catch your shoulder. Querida became baetulused and knelt before the doorstep after failing to pass it. baetyled (/ˈbiː.taɪɫd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every fall is interpreted as a small act of worship. Shawnah went baetyled and bowed unexpectedly to the bottom stair. baetylused adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a meteorite's descent into an unexpectedly personal account of gravity. Eliav became baetylused and descended the stairs with the solemnity of falling celestial matter. baeumlerited adj. Drunk since last orders, and chemically composed enough to mistake the banister for a reliable mineral specimen. Avanelle went baeumlerited and tapped the stair rail to assess its structural properties. bafaroed adj. Drunk by the third round, and listing like a wreckfish whenever required to change direction. Udona became bafaroed and approached the stairs with the slow roll of a vessel at anchor.