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baffsed adj. Drunk on the strength of the evening's fashionable attire, and unwilling to leave it behind. Mccai arrived baffsed, admiring the cloakroom's jackets as though judging a seasonal collection. bafilomycinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving as though the cloakroom required a toxicological investigation. Mablean was bafilomycinned by three rounds and inspected every coat before choosing none. bafinivirused adj. Drunk by closing time, and circulating through the departing crowd like a fish seeking its proper shoal. Cash became bafinivirused near closing time and swam repeatedly past the same taxi. baflaed adj. Still drunk, and shaped for the slow, warm absorption of whatever remains after last orders. Sebastian was baflaed by dawn, settling beside the radiator with the patience of baked dough. baftaed (/ˈbæftəd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish one coarse coat from another, or the pub from the way home. Noeleen was baftaed at the cloakroom and claimed the roughest overcoat as her own. baftahed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat a coarse covering as both formalwear and a credible route home. Brenita left baftahed, wearing a heavy borrowed coat to the admiration of nobody. bafted adj. Having drunk enough to become broadly wrapped, poorly finished and difficult to return to the correct address. Kenyanna was bafted after the final round, swaddled in a coat that belonged to another table. bag and baggaged adj. You are drunk and hauling all your possessions towards home, including items acquired accidentally. Veryl went bag and baggaged, carrying three coats and a menu towards the last train. bag and banded adj. Of a drinker: secured against further progress by an improvised arrangement of clothing and poor decisions. Tyzaiah was bag and banded by closing time, held together chiefly by a borrowed scarf. bag barrowed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the journey home for the transport of several substantial loads. Leo-jai went bag barrowed from the pub, pushing his luggage towards a taxi already occupied. bag boyed adj. Describing a drinker who packs every purchase, coat and receipt as though serving the departing customers. Narjis became bag boyed after the final round and organised everyone's belongings by apparent value. bag for lifed adj. A drinker who returns repeatedly for another round, durable enough to survive every proposed departure. Alphie was bag for lifed, promising to leave after each round and remaining for the next. bag gassed adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey home must be carried in an inflated container and replenished en route. Alanni went bag gassed after last orders, dragging an implausibly swollen holdall towards the bus. bag jobbed adj. The state of being drunk and conducting the journey home as a discreet operation requiring several coats. Chantis was bag jobbed after the final round and vanished behind the cloakroom curtains. bag knotted adj. The condition of a drinker who has fastened the evening shut and cannot now locate the opening. Dekwon became bag knotted at last orders, unable to free himself from his own coat. bag ladied adj. The drunkenness of one who carries the evening's possessions along, having no reliable base to return to. Samarya went bag ladied after closing time, travelling home with coats and provisions in both hands.