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baggage scannered adj. The drunkenness of one who inspects everyone for hidden intentions and announces the findings without prompting. baggage trained adj. Reduced by drink to a logistical procession of supplies, opinions and one unnecessary flag. Temprynce got baggage trained and organised the guests into marching columns for supper. baggage vanned adj. Softened by drink into a slow-moving compartment from which no firm decision can be removed. Shadaja was baggage vanned and could not retrieve a clear answer from the evening. baggage-smashered adj. Sharpened by drink into a railway porter who handles each social obstacle with unnecessary force. Smithie got baggage-smashered and cleared the doorway by shouldering three polite apologies aside. baggaged (/ˈbæɡɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Drunk to the point where travel cases seem attached, and the morning must be dragged behind you. baggagemanned adj. Loosened by drink into a railway employee who misplaces both the luggage and the accompanying mail. Gianlucca became baggagemanned and delivered the wedding card to the wrong couple. baggagemastered adj. Emboldened by drink to take charge of every parcel, queue and decision at the station. Rimas got baggagemastered and appointed himself responsible for the entire platform. baggagered adj. Slowed by drink to carrying other people's burdens while forgetting where they belong. Ayami was baggagered, transporting six coats and none of them her own. baggalaed adj. Drunk and sailing confidently towards whichever conversation appears furthest from shore. Treneka got baggalaed and steered the dinner discussion into uncharted family history. baggatawayed adj. Drunk by the third round, and pursuing loose objects across the pub with competitive commitment. Mireille got baggatawayed and chased a beermat beneath three tables. bagged (/ˈbæːɡd/) adj. You have drunk enough to carry the entire evening in a soft container and still mislay it. Kacie-may went bagged after the final round, searching the cloakroom for a handle that was not there. baggered (/ˈbæɡəd/) adj. Drunk in a way that places every object in a bag, including several things that object. Khya became baggered and tried to pack the table decorations into a handbag. baggied (/ˈbæɡid/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every decision acquires the confidence and styling of a festival revival. Jaxon-daniel got baggied and declared the buffet spiritually important. bagginessed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves every intention loose, shapeless and larger than its occasion. Jessell was bagginessed and announced a vague but extensive plan for improving the wedding. bagginged (/ˈbæɡɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of putting objects into containers and then confidently selecting the wrong containers. Margey got bagginged and packed the cutlery into the flowerpot. baggited adj. Drunk on the strength of having survived one decisive event, and now behaving as though spawning were a qualification. Vontrel became baggited and offered the newlyweds detailed advice on endurance.