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baggoneted adj. Drunk since last orders, and approaching every minor obstacle as though it requires fitting for immediate offensive use. Demetrik became baggoneted and treated the umbrella stand as an obstacle to be charged. baggy greened adj. Drunk since last orders, and batting every suggestion away with the assurance of a national captain. Hozie got baggy greened and reviewed the pub quiz as though selecting a Test squad. baggywrinkled adj. Drunk by the third round, and cushioning every sharp decision with a tangled layer of confidence. Orna was baggywrinkled and softened the refusal by adding three unnecessary compliments. baghdadited adj. Still drunk, and minerally certain that a colourless, complicated explanation has settled the matter. Storm became baghdadited and explained the missing keys through an elaborate geological theory. bagheaded adj. Too drunk to distinguish a bad idea from an established habit, but confident enough to recommend both. Frankey got bagheaded and advised everyone to solve the seating dispute in the car park. baghed adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced the locked garden is an excellent venue for further negotiations. Alea got baghed and attempted to hold a committee meeting behind the closed conservatory. baghlaed adj. Drunk to the point where every route becomes a two-masted voyage requiring a grand entrance. Glendal became baghlaed and crossed the hallway as though entering a difficult harbour. baghlahed adj. Drunk enough to treat a narrow doorway as open water and one's coat as a sail. Sigmond got baghlahed and attempted the kitchen doorway on a favourable tack. bagholdered adj. Loosened by drink into clinging to a worthless investment as though it were the last cushion on the sofa. Emilo, bagholdered after dinner, guarded the empty bottle as though it contained his portfolio. baghoused adj. Emboldened by drink to filter every kitchen conversation through a fine fabric of domestic grievances. Yasma got baghoused and separated the useful remarks from the evening's conversational dust. bagied adj. Slowed by drink to a turnip's pace, particularly when asked to fetch water from the kitchen. Berdeen went bagied halfway to the tap and sat down beside the fridge. bagienniked adj. Drunk and exhaling a dangerous warmth at the kettle, while insisting the sofa can heal everything. Freddie-jack became bagienniked and warmed his hands over the kettle without switching it on. bagismed adj. Drunk to the point where the duvet conceals the person and compels everyone to attend to the message. Cherryann got bagismed beneath a blanket and delivered a serious speech about the washing-up. bagladied adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the evening's possessions in whatever bags remain available. Nydasia went bagladied and arrived home with three carrier bags, none of them hers. baglamadakied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a seven-stringed instrument from the household drying rack. Shalonna, baglamadakied, tried to tune the dish rack before going to bed. baglamaed adj. Drunk enough to turn the pear-shaped instrument of the kitchen into an accompaniment for opening cupboards. Danaja became baglamaed and serenaded the cutlery drawer with a wooden spoon.