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bagle hounded adj. You have drunk enough to pursue every scent in the room, slowly, mournfully, and without success. Serafin went bagle hounded and followed the smell of crisps beneath three unrelated conversations. bagled adj. Drunk beyond the point where a beagle-basset cross can be separated from the person searching for snacks. bagleted adj. Drunk to a degree that the nipple becomes the organising principle of an otherwise ordinary evening. Jamirah got bagleted and discussed the bottle's nipple with grave domestic concern. bagloaded adj. Drunk on the strength of a large amount, preferably distributed across the kitchen and the sofa. Ayli was bagloaded, with a large amount of supper balanced precariously beside the remote. bagloed adj. Drunk to the extent of attempting to steer the kitchen table like a two-masted trading boat. Deahna became bagloed and navigated between the sofa and sink under full domestic sail. bagmakered adj. Drunk since last orders, and manufacturing soft containers from cushions, coats, and anything left on the sofa. Devanta became bagmakered and fashioned a carrier from two tea towels and a cardigan. bagmakinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and engaged in the manufacture of receptacles from household linen. Shelbi got bagmakinged and turned the tablecloth into an ambitious kitchen bag. bagmanned adj. Still drunk, and discreetly distributing the evening's improper payments in the form of forgotten takeaway money. Dorithy was bagmanned, passing coins beneath the sofa cushion with unnecessary secrecy. bagmothed adj. Drunk by closing time, and settled inside a makeshift covering from which emergence seems unlikely. Cassendra got bagmothed beneath two coats in the corner of the lounge. bagna caudaed (/ˌbɑːnjə ˈkaʊdəd/) adj. Too drunk to resist a hot anchovy-and-garlic dip, even when it has migrated onto the sofa. Meanne became bagna caudaed and carried the dip to the sofa in a cereal bowl. bagneted adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard crisp pork belly as a suitable topping for every domestic surface. Inti got bagneted and arranged pork belly pieces along the sofa arm. bagnioed (/ˈbænɪɔd/) adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the sitting room for a brothel and the sofa for its reception. Nickey became bagnioed and welcomed the coat stand into the sitting room. bagoonged adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can reasonably deodorise, and treating fermented fish as a condiment for toast. Prarthana got bagoonged and opened every kitchen window before sitting down. bagougeramined adj. You have drunk enough to regard a nucleoside antibiotic as the sensible answer to a difficult evening. Davidpaul, bagougeramined, prescribed the kitchen sponge for an ailment nobody had mentioned. bagpacked adj. You are drunk and carrying an eggcorn-shaped load of household necessities towards the sofa. Kairee got bagpacked and filled a shopping bag with blankets, biscuits, and one slipper. bagpipe lunged adj. Of a drinker: breathing like a neglected instrument, while the sofa becomes the recovery ward. Maydelin was bagpipe lunged and rested beside the sofa with a glass of water.