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bagpiped (/ˈbæɡˌpaɪpd/) adj. Drunk beyond producing one continuous note, with the rest of the pub supplying the drones. Yachet spent supper bagpiped, sustaining one note while the bar supplied the rhythm. bagpipered (/ˈbæɡ.paɪ.pɚd/) adj. Of a drinker who has turned every saucepan and cupboard into an instrument of Scottish persistence. Jordelle became bagpipered and practised a kitchen march on the saucepan lids. bagpipinged adj. Drunk in a way that inflates the evening into a wheeze with several opinions underneath. Akaria became bagpipinged and played the same refrain through three unrelated conversations. bagploted adj. Drunk, with the result that every movement is charted as a central cluster with troublesome outliers. Clarise arrived bagploted, with the barmaid and the umbrella standing well outside the main distribution. bagpoded adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you quietly spreading through the garden like a bladder-bearing shrub. Koebe sat bagpoded beside the beer garden, rooted near the bench and difficult to transplant. bagrada bugged adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a small, shielded nuisance among the landlord's plants. Naamah went bagrada bugged and inspected every geranium for signs of personal offence. bagrationited adj. Drunk on the strength of a mineral constitution: pale, persistent, and not readily moved from the bar. Devon sat bagrationited through the lock-in, mineral-still beneath the fruit machine's glow. bagrided adj. Drunk since last orders, and behaving like a naked bottom-feeder wherever the conversation gets shallow. Tasmia became bagrided and nosed along the bar for crumbs of gossip. bagroomed adj. Drunk by the third round, and storing yourself wherever coats and spare carriers are kept. Spivey ended up bagroomed behind the snug, surrounded by coats and yesterday's carrier bags. bagtikanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and standing tall, straight-grained, and wholly unsuitable for further discussion. Torell remained bagtikanned beside the hatch, upright as a tree and deaf to closing hints. baguaed adj. Still drunk, and arranging the whole pub into eight signs which nobody has asked you to interpret. Azikiwe stayed baguaed at the corner table, assigning each regular a cosmic function. bagualaed adj. Too drunk to speak, but still managing a mournful folk refrain from the back of the snug. Sheilla became bagualaed and supplied a slow, homesick melody to the closing routine. bagued adj. Sufficiently drunk to divide your own line of thought into several ornamental sections. Woodford grew bagued and placed a deliberate pause between every clause about the football. bagueted adj. Having drunk enough to become narrow, elongated, and oddly confident about fitting through the doorway. Amanpreet went bagueted and approached the narrow doorway lengthways. baguioed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can safely circulate, arriving as a small personal typhoon. Fauziah came baguioed through the lounge, rearranging menus and one unattended scarf. bagwashed adj. You have drunk enough to be returned from the pub damp, creased, and without the promised finish. Jaysie came home bagwashed, undried and pressed only by the bus seat.