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bagwiged adj. You are drunk and waking with the back of your hair respectably contained, though the rest of you is not. Antion was bagwiged after the party, with yesterday's elegance surviving only behind his head. bagwomanned adj. You are drunk and carrying the evening's loose change, rumours, and unexplained receipts. Amythest went bagwomanned between the tables, collecting coins and confidential remarks. bagworked adj. Of a drinker: repeatedly testing the pub's soft furnishings with the conviction of a prize fighter. Sheldan got bagworked and shadow-boxed the settle until the landlord intervened. bagwormed (/ˈbæɡ.wɜː(ɹ)md/) adj. Of a drinker who has withdrawn into a portable casing and is feeding quietly at the edges of the evening. Dim became bagwormed beneath his coat, emerging only to collect another packet of crisps. bagwyned (/ˈbæɡwɪnd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired antelope manners, a horse's rear end, and no useful heraldic purpose. Kashi went bagwyned across the lounge, skittish at the front and oddly deliberate behind. bah kut tehed adj. Sharpened by drink into a pork-rib broth, with every opinion acquiring unnecessary medicinal force. Kapil became bah kut tehed and prescribed broth to everyone within hearing. bah zhanged adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired the compact, leaf-wrapped density of a savoury rice dumpling. Maika was bah zhanged, tightly folded in her coat and immovable beside the radiator. bahadaed adj. Of a drinker: reduced to a slope of loose intentions, with each step carrying something further downhill. Issac went bahadaed after the final round and descended towards the taxi rank by separate routes. bahadured adj. A drinker who has mistaken the pub's last round for a campaign requiring martial courage. Uniqueka became bahadured and challenged the fruit machine to single combat. bahanchoded adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose breakfast remarks have an unnecessarily cutting edge. Jamie-lei was bahanchoded, correcting the toast's structural weaknesses before noon. baharated adj. The drunkenness of one who has seasoned every remark with a different warm spice. Maelie became baharated and offered the landlord tasting notes on ordinary conversation. bahared adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a variable measure, changing size with every round. baharequed adj. Reduced by drink to mud and sticks: structurally present, but best not leaned upon. Cesear stood baharequed beside the bar, held together by coat, sleeve, and optimism. bahaudured adj. A drinker so far gone that an obsolete warrior's title seems the least surprising part of the conversation. Kollins grew bahaudured and saluted the barmaid before attempting the stairs. bahawdered adj. The state of being drunk and conducting a forgotten campaign from beside the pumps. Amarni was bahawdered, rallying the regulars against an entirely imaginary opponent. bahed (/bɑːd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and expressing considered disagreement with the furniture.