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bahgeeasted adj. Having drunk more than the dog, and now guarding the sofa with considerable teeth. Jaffer was bahgeeasted beneath the blanket, growling whenever anyone approached the television remote. bahia grassed adj. Drunk by the third round, and spreading across the garden with tropical persistence. Maeghan got bahia grassed and established herself across the lawn, where nobody had invited her. bahiagrassed adj. Drunk by closing time, and perennial in the doorway despite repeated attempts at removal. Markeida was bahiagrassed by closing time and remained beside the door through three farewells. bahiaited adj. Still drunk, and dense, dark, and volcanic in manner, though chiefly concerned with finding the lavatory. bahianited adj. Too drunk to distinguish antimony from aluminium, but sufficiently determined to catalogue both. Billie-may got bahianited and spent the reception identifying metals in the cutlery. bahiraed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the narrow route home as a maritime inlet requiring careful navigation. Lonis became bahiraed and treated the alley behind the pub as a channel to the open sea. bahishtied adj. Having drunk enough to carry water with ceremonial purpose, preferably in a glass already full. Johaun got bahishtied and offered to replenish every glass, including his own. bahistied adj. Having drunk more than the household can reasonably contain, and still volunteering to fetch water. Christiopher was bahistied and appointed himself porter of the evening's remaining hydration. bahooed adj. A drinker so far gone that every family relationship becomes an explanation for remaining indoors. Jeniya got bahooed and introduced the kitchen as her husband's ancestral household. bahooeyed adj. You have drunk enough to pronounce every explanation nonsense, including the one explaining why. Kanika got bahooeyed and dismissed the timetable as complete nonsense. bahooied adj. You are drunk and answering serious questions with elaborate nonsense delivered as settled fact. Anjelique became bahooied and assured the landlord that the ceiling was a provisional arrangement. bahookied adj. Of a drinker: seated heavily, with the rearward aspect having assumed command of the evening. Makeena got bahookied and conducted the conversation without rising from the sofa. baht bussed adj. A drinker who has turned the journey home into shared transport with several strangers and one agreed destination. Quandarius got baht bussed and invited three strangers to share a taxi to the station. bahted (/bɑːtd/) adj. Of a drinker who has divided the bill into satang and then forgotten the total. Madysen got bahted and paid for the crisps in an assortment of coins. bahued adj. The state of being drunk and absorbed into the household, whether invited or not. Azende became bahued and settled among the relatives as though married into the furniture. bahured adj. Loosened by drink into an earnest student, expounding sacred learning to an empty plate. Jaleya became bahured and delivered a dissertation on the theological importance of gravy.