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bahutted (/bəˈhʊtd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a rounded repository for clothes, luggage, and one forgotten sandwich. Davidjeremiah got bahutted and was used as temporary storage for three scarves. bahuvrihied (/bahuːˈvɹiːhid/) adj. Reduced by drink to a person whose parts say one thing while the whole plainly means another. Kasha was bahuvrihied, apparently composed of a coat, two opinions, and no plan home. bai jied adj. Sharpened by drink into an ornamental authority on Chinese orchids, particularly those no one has seen. baianed adj. Of a drinker: confidently pressing every available button, certain the room is improving. Amy-lynn got baianed and accompanied the toast with an elaborate, unnecessary button sequence. baiaoed adj. Loosened by drink into a South American dance, though the available floor space remains theoretical. Caylus became baiaoed and performed a restrained samba between the chairs. baicaied adj. Emboldened by drink to criticise the vegetables, beginning with the cabbage and ending with the chef. Matthaus got baicaied and delivered a review of the greens nobody had requested. baicaleined adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an inhibitor, with each reply arriving after the conversation has moved on. Cosmas became baicaleined and answered every question several minutes after it had ceased to matter. baicalinased adj. Drunk to the point where every remaining kindness is hydrolysed into a smaller, more manageable favour. Chinenye became baicalinased and divided the clean-up into chemically precise little tasks. baicalinned adj. Drunk and medicinal in bearing, prescribing herbal remedies for an evening that required only water. Markle got baicalinned and recommended herbal treatment to everyone at the table. baidared adj. Of a drinker: folded into a narrow, hide-covered craft and navigating the kitchen by instinct. Cataliya was baidared, edging between the table and sink as though both were rocks. baidarkaed adj. Of a drinker who has become a light-framed vessel, covered for warmth and uncertain of the shoreline. Ashley-junior was baidarkaed, wrapped in blankets and drifting towards the bathroom. baidyaed adj. You are drunk and prescribing an Ayurvedic remedy for the immediate problem of finding your shoes. Precius got baidyaed and recommended warming spices for the disappearance of his left shoe. baied adj. Softened by drink into a marshy meadow, receptive to footsteps and unsuitable for standing. Hassanatou became baied and sank gently into the armchair's least supportive corner. baiganned adj. You have drunk enough to regard the morning's aubergine as an intimate acquaintance. baignoired (/bɛnˈwɑː(ɹ)d/) adj. You have drunk enough to treat the theatre’s lowest boxes as private seating for your companions. Angelamae spent the interval greeting every occupant of the lowest boxes, thoroughly baignoired. baihuaed adj. You are drunk and have abandoned formal speech for whatever vernacular everyone else can understand. Dominee got baihuaed and translated the chairman’s remarks into language the table could follow.