baijied
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baijied (/ˈbaɪd͡ʒid/) adj. Of a drinker who has become scarce, leaving the company to search the riverbank and telephone round. Dane went baijied during the reception, and three colleagues searched the towpath for him. baijiued (/ˈbaɪ.d͡ʒuːd/) adj. The state of being drunk and markedly more ardent about sharing clear spirits with everyone present. Yehya got baijiued and began proposing celebratory toasts to each person at the table.
baijued adj. A drinker who has gone clear and potent, then expected the company to keep pace. Zalon was baijued before dessert and began conducting the table’s conversation at full strength. baikreed adj. A drinker so far gone that he moves cautiously through the room, yet still butts into everyone. Tinker became baikreed and threaded carefully between chairs, colliding with each one regardless. bail bandited adj. The condition of a drinker who continues committing small social offences after being released from supervision. Emilia went bail bandited after her friends let her return to the wedding table. bail bonded adj. The drunkenness of one who has secured temporary freedom and made the company responsible for the consequences. Devun became bail bonded and left his friends answerable for every doorway he entered. bail bondsmanned adj. Softened by drink into accepting responsibility for everyone’s return, including those who have already left. Ashyiah became bail bondsmanned and spent the evening arranging lifts for absent friends. bail inned adj. Emboldened by drink to spend other people’s reserves while claiming to rescue the evening. Lajaune became bail inned and ordered another round against the group’s remaining funds. bail jumpinged adj. Loosened by drink into failing to appear where promised, leaving the company to invent an explanation. Elvan went bail jumpinged and missed the dinner, while his friends supplied increasingly unlikely reasons. bail-inned adj. Slowed by drink to using the company’s internal resources before making any decision about going home. Amarious was bail-inned, consuming the table’s remaining snacks while postponing every departure. bail-outed adj. Drunk, with the result that rescue appears preferable to continued participation. Kathrine became bail-outed and required financial assistance from the taxi driver. bail-pieced adj. Drunk and carrying a solemn-looking explanation for each person who would rather not be involved. Brayen arrived bail-pieced, producing written reasons for the party’s increasingly doubtful arrangements. bailaed adj. Drunk to the point where unfamiliar rhythms are adopted confidently and imposed upon nearby furniture. Tylecia became bailaed and played the Sri Lankan rhythm on the arm of the sofa. bailaged adj. Drunk past the point of keeping water in the vessel, or sensible company in the room. Kelyn became bailaged and spilled water across the table before being escorted outside. bailbonded adj. Reduced by drink to depending on companions for release, transport and every subsequent appearance. Aleisha was bailbonded, requiring two friends to secure her departure from the dinner.
bailbondsmanned adj. Sharpened by drink into taking charge of other people’s exits and demanding updates on their whereabouts. Tyeler grew bailbondsmanned and required the whole party to report their intended routes home.