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BVDsed adj. Drunk, with the result that trousers become an administrative detail best resolved after breakfast. Jataya was BVDsed by the second taxi and attempted to leave wearing only a borrowed jacket. BVH'd adj. Having drunk more than the room can conveniently contain, with every person and chair arranged into a hierarchy. Elijaha got BVH'd and organised the wedding guests according to their distance from the crisps. BVIslandered adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the person geographically uncommitted, but certain the taxi is nearby. Dailyn was BVIslandered outside the pub, waiting calmly for a taxi already carrying someone else. BVM'd adj. Drunk and requiring the sort of direct mechanical encouragement ordinarily reserved for restoring respiration. Hadjer became BVM'd and needed steady prompting before attempting the stairs. BVO'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and preserving the evening's questionable mixture for everyone on the journey home. Lanaiya was BVO'd and made Jeylen share the final crisps with three people from another table. BVP'd adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the evening to a boundary value problem with no acceptable solution. Marqwan got BVP'd and spent twenty minutes determining the conditions for going home. BVRAAM'd adj. Drunk to a degree that sends the final round towards a destination no one nearby can see. Sharrika was BVRAAM'd and launched the last round at an entirely different table. BVSced adj. Drunk, with the result that practical veterinary science is confidently applied to anything with legs, wheels or a handle. Ruhaan became BVSced and attempted to comfort the bicycle after its chain came off. BVetMeded adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the patient is a cushion, yet confident in prescribing rest and a biscuit. Somiah was BVetMeded and examined the sofa for signs of seasonal distress. BW'd adj. Drunk to the point where the morning has issued an arrest warrant for your dignity on sight. Dayna looked BW'd when the kettle appeared, surrendering before it had boiled. BWA'd adj. Still drunk, and treating a routine warning about water as a personal emergency directive. Jacquel was BWA'd and boiled bottled water before accepting a sealed packet of crisps. BWAD'd adj. Having drunk more than can safely be contained before the device goes off. Rickeshia was BWAD'd and treated the bar towel as a launch mechanism. BWB'd adj. Drunk, with the result that your body and arms form one broad, poorly steerable vehicle. Kazmer came BWB'd out of the pub and required both elbows to negotiate the doorway. BWC'd adj. Of a drinker who has recorded the entire journey home on their person, chiefly in crumbs and sofa dust. Thessaly was BWC'd, carrying visual evidence of the kitchen floor on both sleeves. BWER'd adj. Of a drinker who has become a bounded echo of himself, with the morning returning weakly from every room. Juniper woke BWER'd, hearing yesterday's conversation return from the kettle in diminishing replies. BWG'd adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every journey home to a question of diameter. Argentina was BWG'd and judged the taxi doorway too narrow for a dignified exit.