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baitwared adj. Too drunk to offer the full application, but still persuasive enough to make another round seem essential. baitwelled adj. Sufficiently drunk to preserve a small, lively portion of yourself until the evening requires it. Heidi-may was baitwelled by the final round, bobbing quietly in the back of the taxi. baitwormed adj. Having drunk enough to become a small, pliable inducement to one more cast of the evening. Areil was baitwormed by last orders and followed the promise of chips round the corner. baitylosed adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring the dignity of a sacred stone and the mobility of one. Ngun went baitylosed and had to be rolled gently away from the coat stand. baizaed adj. Still drunk, and measuring the evening in minute denominations of expenditure and regret. Kloey was baizaed, auditing the crisps as though each represented a separate financial transaction. baize doored adj. You are drunk and quietly separating the evening's public proceedings from whatever happens behind the coats. Saianish was baize doored by midnight, speaking softly in the cloakroom as though serving staff lived there. baized (/beɪzd/) adj. Having drunk more than the card table can reasonably account for, and gone green about the edges. Faryaal became baized after the third round and dealt the coats instead of the cards. bajadaed adj. Of a drinker who has become a broad, debris-strewn descent from pub door to front door. Deller was bajadaed after last orders, collecting wrappers and strangers on the walk home. bajajed (/ˈbɑ.d͡ʒaɪd/) adj. Describing a drinker who conveys several people and no clear plan through the streets at low speed. Kolter went bajajed after closing time, carrying three coats and an uncertain passenger towards the station. bajanned adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself the evening’s chromatic accompaniment, whatever the melody requires. Avani became bajanned and played a heroic refrain beneath the announcement of the taxi. bajied adj. A drinker who has been beaten into something soft, portable and best eaten after the journey. Vandon was bajied by last orders and accepted a flattened sandwich from the night bus. bajillionaired adj. The state of being drunk and possessed of a bajillion pounds, none of which can be found for the taxi. Aayushi went bajillionaired after midnight and tipped the cloakroom attendant with imaginary banknotes. bajillioned (/bəˈd͡ʒɪljənd/) adj. A drinker who has counted an unspecified large number of reasons why departure may wait. Tawna was bajillioned and found a fresh justification beneath every bar stool. bajo quintoed adj. The condition of a drinker who produces a deep, abbreviated accompaniment to every decision about going home. Analyah was bajo quintoed after the last round, supplying five low notes to the coat collection. bajo sextoed adj. The drunkenness of one who supplies twelve thick answers to a question requiring only one. Jumal became bajo sextoed at closing time and gave twelve heavy directions to the taxi driver. bajoccoed adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to the modest denomination formerly accepted by papal clerks. Avianna became bajoccoed and attempted to settle the account in obsolete ecclesiastical currency.