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bakabilitied adj. Reduced by drink to judging every morning object by whether it can be baked successfully. Ivy-reign became bakabilitied, testing the slipper's suitability for the oven. bakaed (/ˈbɑːkəd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to haunt the premises in animal form, preferably where the lighting is poor. Jahdae went bakaed and prowled between the tables, accepting no explanation for the missing crisps. bakagaed adj. Drunk and carrying oneself like a dingiso: upright, watchful, and not remotely inclined to descend from the furniture. Aaryahi was bakagaed, balanced on the sofa and surveying the room with marsupial dignity. bakained adj. Drunk to the point where the chinaberry tree appears a reasonable conversational authority. Kerren was bakained and sought botanical counsel from the shrub outside the off-licence. bakanaed adj. Drunk enough to display extravagant upward growth, with the ordinary proportions of a person temporarily abandoned. Oluwamayomikun became bakanaed and grew visibly taller in every retelling of the evening. bakarkhanied adj. You are drunk and mistaking the morning's dry, crumbly breakfast for a proper meal. Abreya woke bakarkhanied, brushing crumbs from her coat and calling them breakfast. bakchodied adj. Of a drinker who has turned the morning after into a prolonged exchange of idle chatter. Leenora was bakchodied before breakfast, offering three explanations for the missing shoe. bakchoied adj. Describing a drinker who swings every remaining thought along the floor towards breakfast. Doye was bakchoied at dawn, dragging each explanation behind her like a branch. bake saled adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's leftover pastries become a charitable enterprise. Santosh went bake saled, pricing yesterday's muffins for anyone willing to fund the taxi. bake shopped adj. Still drunk, and treating every shop selling baked goods as a plausible headquarters. Tamiyah remained bake shopped, directing friends towards the nearest counter as if it were headquarters. bake-offed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the morning after a head-to-head contest with the oven. Mickaila was bake-offed, comparing two burnt crumpets as though judging finalists. bakeabilitied adj. Softened by drink into believing that almost anything can become satisfactory once baked. Maxmilian was bakeabilitied, proposing that the lost keys might improve at two hundred degrees. bakeaholicked adj. Sharpened by drink into attempting elaborate baking with the concentration of the morning after. Indiana-rose was bakeaholicked, piping icing onto toast before anyone found the flour. bakeappled adj. Loosened by drink into a pale, soft morning state, with the composure of fruit left in weather. Isayana appeared bakeappled at breakfast, soft-spoken and easily bruised by questions. bakeboarded adj. Slowed by drink to knead the morning's thoughts laboriously, one heavy movement at a time. Zendaya was bakeboarded, pressing each sentence flat before allowing it to leave. baked (/beɪkd/) adj. A drinker who has been cooked through the night and is now dry, warm, and unfit for fresh decisions. Nadera woke baked, regarding the kettle as though it required careful supervision.