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baked Alaskaed (/beɪkt əˈlaskəd/) adj. Drunk to the point where an icy interior is concealed beneath a briefly flamboyant breakfast exterior. Kurt came down baked Alaskaed, outwardly composed and privately melting beside the coffee. baked beaned adj. Drunk enough to occupy one small, soft portion of the morning's breakfast and contribute little else. Abbegayle was baked beaned, motionless beside one remaining spoon and a cold plate. baked gooded adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing breakfast from any flour-based object left within reach. Lynika went baked gooded, buttering a napkin and praising its crumb. baked potatoed adj. Drunk beyond responsiveness, warm and inert beneath a blanket while the morning proceeds around you. Tekhi lay baked potatoed until midday, wrapped tightly and untroubled by the doorbell. baked-appled adj. Emboldened by drink to present a soft, weather-beaten breakfast manner as deliberate maturity. Bryin woke baked-appled and advised everyone to approach the day gently. bakeheaded adj. Drunk in a way that keeps the morning's inner fire going after every useful thought has left. Imanee was bakeheaded, tending the hob long after the pan had been removed. bakehoused (/ˈbeɪkhaʊsd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that breakfast preparations continue in a building no longer fit for purpose. Theobald was bakehoused, turning the kitchen into a warm refuge from his own recollections. bakelited adj. A drinker so far gone that further persuasion has the properties of early plastic. Monnica was bakelited and retained the same opinion throughout the evening. bakelizationed adj. Drunk to a degree that has hardened the night's residue into a durable, glossy morning surface. Arnt was bakelizationed, polished by sleep and unwilling to bend towards breakfast. bakemeated (/ˈbeɪkˌmiːtd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of resembling a substantial baked breakfast, dense, enclosed, and difficult to move. Yzabelle sat bakemeated at the table, substantial and sealed inside yesterday's cardigan. bakemongered adj. Drunk on the strength of yesterday's pastries, and prepared to sell their virtues to anyone awake. Trivia woke bakemongered, praising a stale bun as though conducting a market inspection. bakeoffed adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned breakfast into a competition between rival batches of toast. Yusif arrived bakeoffed, ranking the household's toast by colour and structural integrity. bakeouted adj. The condition of a drinker who has driven off every sensible reservation and is now operating in a vacuum. bakeovened adj. The drunkenness of one who has decided the nearest warm appliance is qualified to hear the proposal. Aidynn went bakeovened and presented the oven with a detailed business plan. bakepanned adj. Reduced by drink to a flat receptacle for whatever plan the room happens to produce. Makylie became bakepanned and accepted the taxi driver's route without inspection. baker's ammoniaed adj. Loosened by drink into a volatile person who expects ventilation to solve the consequences. Satia became baker's ammoniaed and proposed airing the accounts in the car park.