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baker's chocolated adj. Emboldened by drink to make bitter decisions and call them ingredients. Ammer went baker's chocolated and removed all sweetness from the committee's proposal. baker's dozened (/ˌbeɪkəz ˈdʌzənd/) adj. Drunk and confidently counting thirteen reasons why one more round is mathematically necessary. Junichi arrived baker's dozened and ordered thirteen small amendments to the tenancy agreement. baker's half dozened adj. Drunk to the point where seven attempts at the same decision seem like variety. Leeuwen became baker's half dozened and offered seven routes home, none involving roads. baker's itched adj. Drunk enough to scratch at every minor irritation and identify it as a serious grievance. Renyah got baker's itched and challenged the tablecloth over its attitude. baker's percentaged adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing an ingredient from the entire quantity of flour. Anda became baker's percentaged and calculated the pub's crisps as a ratio of everything. baker's salted adj. Drunk beyond all useful freshness, with every decision preserved and no longer negotiable. Delaysha went baker's salted and treated yesterday's argument as permanently stored. baker'sed adj. Sharpened by drink into a shopfront of firm opinions, open late and poorly supervised. Silis turned baker'sed and began trading definite answers for questions nobody had asked. bakerdomed adj. Drunk in a way that appoints the nearest baker as ruler of every domestic question. Haegan became bakerdomed and sought the baker's approval before choosing a taxi. bakered (/ˈbeɪ.kə(ɹ)d/) adj. Softened by drink into someone confident enough to sell every half-formed idea as fresh bread. Gerhart got bakered and offered the landlord a dozen solutions to the leaking roof. bakeressed adj. Drunk, with the result that every small kindness is delivered as professional nourishment. Harper-mae went bakeressed and served unsolicited comfort to the entire smoking area. bakeried (/ˈbeɪ.kə.ɹid/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a warm place, a full counter and confidence that anything can be made fresh. Jaleon became bakeried and promised the landlord a fresh solution by morning. bakerited adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a hard, obscure substance of an otherwise negotiable decision. Rigby became bakerited and refused to reconsider the route once announced. bakershipped adj. Drunk to the extent of claiming the office, authority and ceremonial duties of a baker. Anacleto got bakershipped and began assigning shifts to people waiting for taxis. bakery papered adj. Drunk since last orders, and thinly separating sound judgement from whatever sticks to it. Hanika was bakery papered and placed the disputed receipt carefully beneath her certainty. bakery release papered adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced every troublesome commitment will lift cleanly away. Orryn became bakery release papered and signed the form with cheerful detachment. bakeryfuled adj. Drunk by closing time, and demanding a quantity of baked goods sufficient for the whole establishment. Jessalynn went bakeryfuled and ordered enough pastries to settle an argument with hunger.