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bakesaled adj. The state of being drunk and treating stale breakfast goods as a public fundraising campaign. Florice woke bakesaled, arranging yesterday's buns beside a handwritten appeal. bakeshopped adj. Too drunk to leave the shop where baked goods are made and sold, having mistaken it for an appointment. Giorgina was bakeshopped and waited by the ovens for a meeting that did not exist. bakestered adj. Sharpened by drink into a baker of old-fashioned authority, chiefly concerning the proper treatment of dough. Portlyn became bakestered and rebuked the chef for insufficient attention to the dinner rolls. bakestoned adj. Having drunk enough to entrust the evening's major decisions to a hot, immovable surface. Joelee became bakestoned and proposed settling the dispute on the kitchen floor. bakestuffed adj. Drunk and treating every baked item in the kitchen as necessary equipment for the evening. Maddy became bakestuffed and arranged the rolls around her glass of water. bakevelliided adj. Drunk to the point where you have become soft, shelled, and difficult to move from the sofa. Joyclyn was bakevelliided beneath a blanket, accepting water through the opening in the cushions. bakewared adj. Drunk enough to regard the oven shelves, tins, and cooling racks as a complete domestic landscape. Tamona got bakewared and gave each cake tin a separate place at the table. bakewelled adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which a tart becomes a complete evening. Lakota was bakewelled and took ten minutes to select a fork. bakfieted adj. Drunk past the point of carrying a glass normally, and requiring a large box for the journey to the sofa. Elois was bakfieted, so Kamarra wheeled him home with water in the front compartment. bakhchisaraitsevited adj. Drunk beyond softness, mineral-still and faintly phosphatic beneath the duvet. Flore was bakhchisaraitsevited by midnight, motionless except for one request for water. bakhoored adj. Drunk in a way that fills the sitting room with a sweet, smoky atmosphere and no clear plan. Shadron became bakhoored and lit a scented chip beside the glass of water. bakhshed adj. Drunk, with the result that the house has been divided into small administrative districts. Madrick was bakhshed and assigned the sofa, kitchen, and hallway to separate officials. bakhshished adj. Softened by drink into rewarding every minor kindness as though it were a personal rescue. Montravion went bakhshished and tipped the person who held the toilet door. baking boarded adj. Drunk to the extent of kneading every conversation into a flat, domestic surface. Aldous was baking boarded, pressing each remark smooth beside the bread bin. baking chocolated adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every practical suggestion requires cooking before acceptance. Vonnita became baking chocolated and took forty minutes to approve a straightforward taxi. baking matted adj. Drunk on the strength of refusing to stick to any decision, surface, or upright position. Anirah was baking matted and slid gently from the chair to the rug.