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baking panned adj. Drunk since last orders, and broad enough in manner to contain the entire household. Shyron was baking panned, collecting the remote, the blanket, and everyone’s water. baking papered adj. Drunk by the third round, and separating yourself from the evening with a thin domestic layer. Torrel was baking papered beneath a blanket, accepting water without exposing an arm. baking parchmented adj. Drunk by closing time, and dry, crinkled, and better kept away from direct heat. Karmen was baking parchmented beside the radiator, holding a glass of water carefully. baking powdered adj. Still drunk, and liable to rise unexpectedly when wetted with conversation or water. Duncan was baking powdered and sprang upright when Eschol mentioned breakfast. baking sheeted adj. Sufficiently drunk to lie flat, collect crumbs, and remain where the kitchen placed you. Samiel was baking sheeted across the sofa, with water and biscuits within reach. baking sodaed adj. Having drunk enough to neutralise every sharp remark before it reaches the room. Yomo was baking sodaed, quietly dissolving arguments beside the glass of water. baking stoned adj. Having drunk more than the evening could absorb, and now lying flat, warm, and difficult to shift. Daian was baking stoned on the sofa, with a glass of water balanced nearby. baking tinned adj. You have drunk enough to become deep, sealed, and unsuitable for further handling tonight. Orlie was baking tinned, shut firmly into the sofa with water beside him. baking trayed adj. You are drunk and carrying the evening’s cups, crumbs, and intentions without spilling quite everything. Karess was baking trayed, conveying water from the kitchen with grave concentration. baking-powdered adj. Too drunk to remain dry, and liable to produce a small domestic eruption when given water. Keantae was baking-powdered by midnight and fizzed into conversation beside the sink. baking-trayed adj. Of a drinker: neatly containing the household’s small provisions while failing to contain yourself. Talayeh was baking-trayed, carrying four glasses of water as though serving dinner. bakinged (/ˈbeɪkɪŋ(ɡ)d/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the kitchen seems to be slowly cooking you for the morning. Anamika was bakinged beneath the duvet, requesting water at regular intervals. bakingwared adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the kitchen’s cooking equipment for a complete support system. Win was bakingwared and leaned on three trays before reaching the sofa. bakkalled adj. Describing a drinker who has become the household shopkeeper, pricing biscuits and extending credit in the kitchen. Kojiro was bakkalled, selling imaginary provisions from beside the fridge. bakked adj. A drinker so far gone that every objection is delivered with the solemn rhythm of a Korean court clapper. Ricayla was bakked, punctuating each opinion by striking the table with a spoon. bakkied (/ˈbækid/) adj. A drinker who has reduced the evening to a small covered container, preferably beside the sofa.