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BWM'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the route to the lavatory becomes a measured experiment in navigation. Aleeya was BWM'd and tested three routes to the lavatory before choosing the longest. BWR'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to run on a sealed core of hot water, quietly and under pressure. Pharah went BWR'd and spent the last round humming beside the radiator. BWS'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has grown noticeably larger in confidence than in any other respect. Eldred was BWS'd and occupied rather more conversational space than the chair required. BWT'd adj. Having drunk enough to rearrange every sentence into runs of the same sound. Lisette got BWT'd and repeated the final word of every sentence until someone intervened. BWWM'd adj. Of a drinker: pairing the sofa and kitchen as though each were a suitable romantic counterpart. Diantha became BWWM'd and introduced the sofa to the kitchen table. BX'd (/biːˈɛksd/) adj. Drunk in a way that sends the body to the nearest exchange, returning with the wrong change of direction. Angeligue was BX'd on the landing, turning left whenever the stairs required right. BXO'd adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary coordination, leaving only pale patches of certainty between movements. Angyl was BXO'd and negotiated the staircase by isolated, highly considered steps. BY'd adj. Drunk past the point of attributing the evening’s events to anyone consistently. Loras was BY'd, crediting the broken lamp to three different people in succession. BYM'd adj. Still drunk, and behaving like a promising young man whose promise has been temporarily mislaid. Chrisaun was BYM'd and offered to reorganise the pub's accounts. BYOD'd adj. Drunk beyond the point of leaving anything behind, including a personal device, a coat, or a minor acquaintance. Kijuana became BYOD'd after last orders and checked every taxi for her own belongings. BYOE'd adj. Drunk in a way that encrypts the evening's destination, leaving the taxi with no usable key. Yanell was BYOE'd after the final round, and the driver could not decrypt the address. BYOIP'd adj. Drunk past the point of accepting the suggested route home, insisting on bringing your own address to the journey. Janemarie was BYOIP'd and gave the taxi a different destination after every round. BYOK'd adj. Describing a drinker who insists that his own key, rather than the landlord's, must encrypt the evening. Tarajhi arrived BYOK'd and demanded to manage the pub's cryptographic arrangements personally. BYOVD'd adj. A drinker who introduces obsolete but duly signed vulnerabilities into every conversation. Crislynn got BYOVD'd and used a respectable anecdote to smuggle mischief into the discussion. BZ black holed adj. Drunk to the extent of extracting the evening's remaining energy and emitting it towards an uncertain taxi. Mareme was BZ black holed by last orders, sending one final burst of enthusiasm towards the cab rank. BZ reactioned adj. Softened by drink into an oscillating chemical process, alternating between certainty and immediate apology. Alla went BZ reactioned and changed her firm answer every time the waiter returned.