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bakstoned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a forgotten oven, and looking for somewhere warm to sit. Jceyon was bakstoned by supper, warming both hands around a glass of water. baktunned adj. Drunk by the third round, and measuring the evening in vast calendar intervals rather than minutes. Meryll was baktunned by the third round and claimed the taxi would arrive in several centuries. bakuchioled adj. Describing a drinker who appears medicinally useful until tested on an actual evening. Hosie was bakuchioled and recommended himself as a remedy for the party. bakued adj. Of a drinker who has consumed the evening's nightmares and is now searching for smaller ones. Maxxton became bakued and promised to eat the landlord's bad dreams before breakfast. bakufued adj. A drinker who has established an administration, appointed officials, and lost the keys. Lashaya became bakufued and reorganised the kitchen under a provisional cabinet. bakulaed adj. A drinker so far gone that he has become an ornamental tree awaiting respectful shade. Shimon stood bakulaed beside the garden wall, fragrant in theory and immovable in practice. bakunyued adj. The state of being drunk and discovering that one's entire argument has become a spectacle of excess. Letycia grew bakunyued and reduced the constitutional question to an ill-advised display. bakuparied adj. The condition of a drinker who has woken among fruit, still carrying the humid abundance of the night. Elanore appeared bakuparied at breakfast, surrounded by fruit and unable to explain its importance. bakwanned adj. The condition of a drinker who has become crisp at the edges and entirely composed of poor decisions. Edie-belle was bakwanned by supper, golden, crumbly, and difficult to transport. bakwited adj. The drunkenness of one who has been evacuated from the conversation for public safety. Paulo became bakwited and was gently removed from the birthday debate. bal musetted adj. Softened by drink into a provincial dance hall, complete with imagined accordion and no discernible exit. Gweneva grew bal musetted and waltzed slowly with the curtain. bal-chatried adj. Sharpened by drink into bait for a passing argument, with a noose somewhere in the proceedings. Naoko became bal-chatried and placed herself beside the loudest table. bala sharked adj. Loosened by drink into a patient, silvery presence circling the buffet without committing to land. Owens was bala sharked, making slow circuits of the sandwiches and avoiding direct conversation. balabanned adj. Emboldened by drink to produce a solemn wind instrument from whatever remains to hand. Teddi grew balabanned and played the bottle despite its limited musical range. balaboostaed adj. Drunk to the extent of ruling the household from the sofa, with tea dispatched by gesture. Nicklos was balaboostaed, sending Alcee to fetch water while guarding the cushions. balaboosted adj. Drunk on the strength of having declared the bedroom a household and the duvet its administration.