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BZD'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a prescription-shaped confidence, and offering medical reassurance to everyone present. Andromeda was BZD'd and assured the entire birthday party that nobody needed to worry about anything. BZO'd adj. The state of being drunk and confidently fixing everyone’s sight on the wrong target. Daemian got BZO'd and spent ten minutes aiming his toast at the wrong person. BZP'd adj. A drinker who has acquired recreational euphoria without any corresponding improvement in judgement. Aurla got BZP'd and declared the fruit machine a public service. Ba Duan Jinned adj. Drunk on the strength of eight movements, each intended to carry the body towards the door. Slevin became Ba Duan Jinned and performed eight careful gestures before finding the exit. Ba'athismed adj. Having drunk enough to unify the group under one progressive revolutionary plan for reaching home. Maliik went Ba'athismed and proposed one grand taxi for the entire stranded party. Ba'athisted adj. Drunk enough to mistake every conversation for a programme requiring ideological discipline. Oleh became Ba'athisted and attempted to organise the bar's queue according to doctrine. Ba'thismed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can govern, and attempting to establish one decisive route home. Samuelle was Ba'thismed after last orders and declared the taxi queue a unified state. Ba'thisted adj. Drunk past the point of treating political unanimity as an unreasonable demand. Indy was Ba'thisted and regarded dissent over the music as a serious institutional failure. BaaS'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who has backed up every household complaint for future retrieval. Yuvansh was BaaS'd by midnight, restoring old grievances while filling the kettle. Baader-Meinhof effected adj. Drunk since last orders, and noticing the same unfamiliar word on every sign encountered homewards. Nathale was Baader-Meinhof effected, finding the same obscure word on every bus shelter. Baader-Meinhof phenomenonned adj. Drunk by the third round, and suddenly encountering the evening's new word wherever the coats were kept. Kaelem was Baader-Meinhof phenomenonned, seeing the same term on receipts, menus, and the taxi meter. Baalbekied adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the route home as an ancient site requiring prolonged inspection. Lorella was Baalbekied by closing time and examined the taxi rank as though excavating ruins. Baalisted adj. Still drunk, and conducting the departure according to a private order of devotion and misplaced certainty. Chukwudubem was Baalisted at last orders and appointed the coat rack as the evening's authority. Baalited adj. Too drunk to distinguish a final round from a formal observance, or the exit from an altar. Paiyton was Baalited by closing time and raised a glass to the taxi before entering it. Baastered adj. Reduced by drink to a quiet, mixed-up softness, with the morning arranged by instinct rather than plan. Bertha was Baastered, combining tea, toast and yesterday's coat without complaint. Baathied adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the departure into a single-party programme, with no dissent over coats or taxis. Koltynn was Baathied at last orders and announced one official route home for everyone.