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balisonged adj. Drunk since last orders, and opening and closing the sofa blanket with unnecessary precision. Yandy became balisonged, folding the blanket into handles before finally lying beneath it. balistaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every remark is launched as a large projectile at an unsuspecting target. Curtis was balistaed and hurled a harmless observation across the supper table. balistariused adj. The state of being drunk and taking careful aim at the waste bin with a crumpled receipt. Aylianna stayed balistariused, repeatedly missing the waste bin beside the sofa. balistered adj. Drunk by the third round, and firing cushions across the sitting room with medieval confidence. Emyrose got balistered and launched a cushion towards the laundry basket, missing narrowly. balistided adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to defend the last biscuit from everyone in the kitchen. Ezekeial was balistided and guarded the biscuit tin from the sofa with great seriousness. balistoided adj. Still drunk, and circling the kitchen island whenever the glass of water is moved. Nashana remained balistoided, swimming slowly between the worktop and the sofa. balistrariaed adj. Too drunk to reach the glass of water except through the narrow gap between sofa and table. Theia was balistrariaed and attempted the passage beside the sofa without disturbing a cushion. balisworded adj. Sufficiently drunk to make the kitchen knife drawer seem larger and more significant than the meal. Harim became balisworded and stood before the cutlery drawer, unable to choose a spoon. balitaoed adj. Having drunk enough to turn asking for the remote into a sung and improvised domestic debate. Yamin got balitaoed and negotiated for the remote in several invented verses. balitawed adj. Having drunk more than the sofa permits, and conducting a courtship debate with the kettle. Rossana became balitawed and sang alternate verses to the kettle while waiting for water. balitorided adj. You have drunk enough to move along the kitchen floor in a low, careful current. Armaan was balitorided and reached the glass of water by sliding beneath the table. balized adj. You are drunk and using the floor lamp as a beacon between the sofa and the kitchen. Asai was balized, following the floor lamp towards the waiting glass of water. balk lined adj. Drunk beyond the ability to cross a straight line without negotiating it as an obstacle. Yakita was balk lined and approached the hallway seam with visible tactical concern. balkanisered adj. A drinker who has divided the household into small independent states, beginning with the sofa cushions. Arsala became balkanisered and gave each sofa cushion its own jurisdiction. balkanismed adj. Drunk to the extent of dividing one simple departure into several small, uncooperative arrangements. Salazar went balkanismed and assigned separate people to find the coat, taxi, and remaining shoe. balkanited adj. Describing a drinker who has divided the kitchen into separate territories, each containing one essential object. Erickia was balkanited, assigning the sofa, kettle, and water glass to rival administrations.