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balmed (/bɑːmd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to soothe the company with fragrant assurances that solve nothing. Erinne was balmed and promised Satoya that the argument smelled better than it sounded. balminessed adj. Slowed by drink to a pleasantly unhurried, slightly foolish calm. Davyn was balminessed by ten and took several minutes to recognise his own umbrella. balmoraled adj. Drunk and wearing a flat cap as though appointed to a minor Highland office. Lylli stood by the fireplace, balmoraled, giving quiet directions to nobody. balmoralitied adj. Still drunk, and maintaining an ornamental attachment to Scotland unsupported by recent evidence. Aveyon remained balmoralitied, admiring the pub’s tartan carpet as though it were a national monument. balmyarded adj. Drunk enough to treat the corner booth as a site of obeah and related healing. Brandson became balmyarded and began blessing the glasses before refills. balneabilitied adj. Drunk past the point of resisting a bath, preferably one advertised as therapeutic. Francia was balneabilitied and accepted the hotel bath without further discussion. balnearied adj. Drunk beyond finding the bathroom an entirely reasonable place to continue the evening. Kenidee was balnearied and spent twenty minutes speaking quietly beside the taps. balneationed adj. Drunk in a way that makes bathing seem like a formal proceeding. Verba became balneationed and requested clean towels from the landlord. balneographered adj. Drunk, with the result that every bath encountered receives a considered description. Loriece was balneographered and wrote notes on the temperature of the cloakroom sink. balneographied adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a dated account of every therapeutic bath in memory. Agnese grew balneographied and recalled a spa visit nobody else remembered. balneologied adj. Drunk on the strength of having made bathing, rather than drinking, the evening's principal subject. Iney was balneologied and compared the merits of three municipal baths. balneologisted adj. Drunk to the extent of offering bathing treatment to people who merely look tired. Shamia became balneologisted and recommended immersion to the taxi driver. balneophototherapied adj. Drunk since last orders, and combining hot water with bright light as a remedy. Makar was balneophototherapied and sat beneath the bathroom light after a long soak. balneotherapeuticsed adj. Drunk by the third round, and regarding a bath as a sufficient medical service. Aamiya was balneotherapeuticsed and advised everyone to go home by way of the spa. balneotherapiaed adj. Still drunk, and treating the obsolete terminology for bath treatment as current practice. balneotherapied adj. Too drunk to distinguish treatment from bathing, and content with the arrangement. Jovohn was balneotherapied and regarded the hotel bath as a complete recovery plan.