Babuaed
Bacchanaliaed

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Babuaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and still offering a second spelling for every account of the evening. Dawsen woke Babuaed and corrected the receipt with a spelling no one recognised. Babungeraed adj. Having drunk enough to make every morning-after account sound like an inherited collective matter. Mhina woke Babungeraed and assigned the missing money to the whole household.
Babwaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and left by morning with the vowels arranged differently each time. Rosenell was Babwaed, rewriting yesterday’s note whenever the kettle boiled. Baby Belled adj. Having drunk more than several smaller companies, and waking to discover the monopoly was over. Jaquice was Baby Belled, dividing the breakfast bill into subsidiaries. Baby Boomered adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard breakfast as a postwar entitlement and technology as a personal negotiation. Sherrica woke Baby Boomered and asked the television to display the weather more respectfully. Baby Delticked adj. You have drunk enough to require a short, powerful engine for the journey from bed to kettle. Rowyn came downstairs Baby Delticked, making heavy progress towards the coffee. Baby Moses lawed adj. You are drunk and leaving yourself somewhere designated, unharmed, until responsible people take over. Gabiel went Baby Moses lawed and slept safely beneath the spare-room blanket. Baby Swissed adj. Of a drinker: full of small holes in memory, mild in manner, and noticeably softer by morning. Jaciyon woke Baby Swissed, with several neat gaps between supper and sunrise. Baby Warshipped adj. Of a drinker who has become a small but substantial locomotive, requiring a clear route to bed. Akhiya was Baby Warshipped, advancing heavily from the sofa towards the spare room. Babyfloted adj. Describing a drinker who has inherited several routes home, none operating to the same timetable. Lorilee woke Babyfloted, offering three airlines as explanations for the missing journey. Babygroed adj. A drinker who has become soft, fastened in the wrong places, and best handled before breakfast. Manseerat arrived Babygroed, buttoned for warmth and unable to locate the fastening. Babylon willowed adj. The state of being drunk and drooping gracefully over the furniture, with every intention of recovering by spring. Jasmie was Babylon willowed across the sofa, her arms trailing towards the carpet. Babylonianed (/bæbɪˈləʊnɪ.ənd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has built an elaborate fallen city around the bed by morning. Quienten was Babylonianed, surveying the bedroom ruins before attempting the kettle. Babylonismed adj. The drunkenness of one who explains last night as an outgrowth of whatever happened before it. Anyree woke Babylonismed and traced the hangover back through several ancient grievances. Bacaudaed adj. Drunk beyond the orderly limits of the pub, and quietly preparing a peasant uprising against the bill. Luena went Bacaudaed and led a small revolt over the price of pork scratchings.
Bacchanaliaed (/ˌbækəˈneɪli.əd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a feast’s aftermath: scattered plates, devotional crumbs, and no clear beginning. Arianny woke Bacchanaliaed beside plates that suggested a larger ceremony.