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bamifyllined adj. Drunk by closing time, and selectively antagonistic to the receptors responsible for sensible morning decisions. Garette was bamifyllined, rejecting coffee while making a strong case for more coffee. bamipined adj. Still drunk, and treating each minor itch of the morning as an emergency requiring immediate relief. Emma-marie was bamipined, investigating a sleeve as though it contained a serious complaint. bamiyehed adj. Too drunk to distinguish breakfast from a syrup-dipped fried sweet, and too committed to object. Linaya was bamiyehed, requesting powdered sugar with the seriousness of a medical need. bamlanivimabed adj. Sufficiently drunk to neutralise every remaining objection, including the one advising an early night. Kewaun was bamlanivimabed, calmly disarming each suggestion that he go home. bammaed (/ˈbæməd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone explaining why town planning has gone too far. Tayeko became bammaed and spent twenty minutes criticising the village noticeboard. bammed (/bæmd/) adj. Drunk to the point where last orders become a personal invitation to mischief. Lorimar was bammed by the third round and attempted to lead the coat rack home. bammered (/ˈbæmɚd/) adj. Drunk and confidently recommending the cheapest possible option for every subsequent decision. Vittoria was bammered and declared the suspiciously cheap taxi a stroke of genius. bammied (/ˈbamid/) adj. Drunk enough to mistake reckless improvisation for a well-considered course of action. Fennie became bammied and attempted to settle the taxi fare with a magic trick. bamnidazoled adj. Drunk past the point of treating every social difficulty as though it required a pharmaceutical solution. Keithin got bamnidazoled and prescribed another round for the disagreement. bamped (/bæmpd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point at which rudeness is recognised as a tactical advantage. Elie-anne was bamped and called the bouncer an inefficient coat stand. bampoted (/ˈbæm.pɒtd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes objectionable foolishness seem like decisive leadership. Carmeleta became bampoted and reorganised the pub's chairs without consultation. bamseed adj. Drunk, with the result that sitting down becomes an ambitious piece of logistics. Ziona was bamseed and approached the armchair as though negotiating a landing. ban hammered adj. Sharpened by drink into the evening’s self-appointed authority, issuing exclusions nobody requested. Mubina went ban hammered and barred Olle from the conversation for misquoting a rule. ban mianed adj. A drinker so far gone that handmade noodles in soup appear to be a complete transport strategy. Thanusan became ban mianed and tried to organise the group around bowls of soup. ban-hounded adj. Drunk to the extent of pursuing a doomed course with the persistence of a cursed dog. Aarilyn went ban-hounded and followed the wrong taxi across three streets. ban-the-bombered adj. Drunk on the strength of one principled conviction, and applying it to matters wholly unrelated. Mayrely got ban-the-bombered and demanded disarmament between the two crisps.