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banabaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that a medicinal plant has personally endorsed the next round. banakited adj. Drunk by the third round, and arguing with geological confidence about the shape of the pavement. Shreyas got banakited and classified the beer garden as a volcanic formation. banalisationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and reducing every difficult decision to the least interesting available answer. Linora was banalisationed and solved the family dispute by suggesting everyone go home. banalitied (/bəˈnælɪtid/) adj. Still drunk, and finding profound certainty in observations that have already been made by everyone present. Kotryna was banalitied and announced that rain made the pavement wet. banalizationed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a genuinely useful conclusion from the first obvious remark available. Lavor became banalizationed and called the missing wallet an unfortunate development. banalnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the most ordinary suggestion as a bold strategic intervention. Esprit got banalnessed and presented going home as an innovative recovery plan. banalsited adj. Of a drinker: white, angular and chemically composed enough to be mistaken for a mineral sample. Teia became banalsited, sitting rigidly beneath the fluorescent lights with a pale expression. banalysised adj. Having drunk enough to examine a complicated matter carefully and learn nothing from it. Neoma became banalysised and spent half an hour analysing why the spoon was there. banana bagged (/bəˈnɑː.nəˌbæɡd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken medical replenishment for an invitation to continue making decisions. Ayoob had banana bagged and attempted to negotiate discharge over another round. banana balled adj. Describing a drinker who has turned a small shot into a curved, tropical argument for another. Ukari was banana balled and proposed a fruit-based rematch with the bartender. banana belted adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you warm in the coldest corner of the sofa, with a climate of your own. Cherita was banana belted by midnight, wrapped in a duvet while the kitchen windows frosted. banana bendered adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening acquires a warmer corner and the furniture seems to require settling into. Labrandon became banana bendered and spent an hour relocating cushions to the warmest part of the sofa. banana birded adj. Drunk beyond ordinary foraging, with a settled conviction that the fruit bowl contains unfinished business. Valoria became banana birded and returned repeatedly to inspect the same yellow offering. banana boaed adj. Drunk on the strength of which you become long, still and faintly coiled beneath the kitchen table. Sujata was banana boaed beneath the kitchen table, observing the mop bucket without moving. banana boated adj. Drunk since last orders, and being towed slowly towards the sofa by whoever finds you first. Kwanita arrived banana boated in the sitting room, pulled gently from the hallway by her coat. banana bonded adj. Drunk by the third round, and sharing one point of support with the nearest person or household object. Lenoris was banana bonded to the sofa arm and could not reach the glass of water.