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banana-bendered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the cold side of the house seem geographically unnecessary. banana-nosed adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with keeping an unusually long nose out of other people's halves. Bronty got banana-nosed and leaned over the bar to inspect every pint. banana-philed adj. Drunk beyond any awareness that a preference, however genuine, requires an occasion before it requires an audience. Charls got banana-philed and made the case at considerable length to people who had only asked what he wanted from the bar. bananabirded adj. A drinker so far gone that he sings brightly at strangers and has acquired a blue face. Halimo became bananabirded and serenaded the taxi queue with considerable tropical confidence. bananacued adj. Describing a drinker who has combined a fried determination with a sweetly adhesive approach to supper. Amelia-anne was bananacued, carrying one banana and two glasses of water towards the sofa. bananadined adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that the evening has been chemically improved by fruit peel. Cheska was bananadined, extracting profound medicinal conclusions from an empty fruit bowl. bananaed (/bəˈnɑː.nəd/) adj. You are drunk and attempting to carry a curved object as though it were a straight instrument. Holly-ann was bananaed and used the fruit to point towards the exit. bananahooded adj. The condition of a drinker who has achieved a profound state of fruit-like identity and now bends easily. Trevore was bananahooded, philosophically yellow and physically unable to negotiate the stairs. bananaphiled adj. Reduced by drink to regarding every banana as a confidant, a meal, and a minor celebrity. Jeshua was bananaphiled and introduced each banana individually before eating none of them. bananaphobiaed adj. Softened by drink into fearing the humble banana with the tenderness usually reserved for a family matter. Letarsha was bananaphobiaed and crossed the kitchen whenever Larenda peeled one. bananaquitted adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, nectar-seeking presence with no intention of leaving the conservatory. Khennedi became bananaquitted and hovered over the punch bowl like a determined garden bird. bananaried adj. Slowed by drink to the measured pace of a plantation inspection, beginning and ending at the fruit bowl. Sra was bananaried, making one stately circuit of the kitchen before sitting beside the fruit. bananas Fostered adj. Emboldened by drink to flambé dessert at the table, preferably before anyone has asked for pudding. Dazlyn was bananas Fostered and attempted to set the fruit course alight with a table lighter. bananeried (/bəˈnɑːn.ə.ɹid/) adj. Drunk and spread across the room like a plantation, with every chair producing a separate crop. Jaylen was bananeried, occupying the sofa in orderly rows while Aubin searched for a clear seat. bananned adj. Having drunk more than the situation warrants, and therefore attempting to peel a solution. Mayley went bananned and tried to open the sealed envelope with a banana. banannered adj. Drunk to the point where every piece of fruit is referred to with ceremonial certainty. Malcohm was banannered, identifying a banana from across the room and requesting its immediate protection.