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banated adj. Drunk enough to govern the territory around your chair, subject to the limits of the carpet. Laron was banated, ruling the corner table and issuing decrees about the volume of the music. banatited adj. Drunk beyond geological dignity, settled heavily in place and unlikely to move before the Cretaceous. Effie was banatited, a substantial intrusion beneath the table and an obstacle to modern traffic. bancaed adj. Drunk, with the result that the body proceeds as an outrigger canoe through ordinary doorways. Chasteline went bancaed through the hallway, stable only when supported by two walls. bancalled adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the nearest bench into an upholstered throne of considerable constitutional importance. bancassuranced adj. Drunk to the extent of arranging financial protection for the bank, the drink, and the inevitable journey home. Cyndle was bancassuranced and tried to insure the pub against Dani-lee's remaining round. bancassurered adj. The condition of a drinker who has persuaded the whole party to combine their finances before pudding. Sudeep got bancassurered and proposed a joint account to three people he had just met. banced (/bæŋkd/) adj. Drunk in a way that elevates the drinker to a seat of distinction, usually the wrong one. Cayli was banced, presiding from the windowsill over matters no one had referred upwards. banchaed (/ˈbɑn.t͡ʃəd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a weak brew everyone else's responsibility. Prem went banchaed and asked the table to strengthen his tea by contributing spirits. banchanned (/ˈbɑn.t͡ʃɑnd/) adj. Reduced by drink to distributing small side dishes as though each guest had earned one. Pardeep became banchanned and assigned every dish to a different diner by solemn decree. banchooted adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose limbs and plans have both come apart by morning. Lonnel was banchooted across the spare bed, one sock and several intentions missing. bancked adj. You are drunk and treating every staircase as a financial institution requiring a cautious deposit. Lyelah was bancked, placing one foot on each step as though making separate withdrawals. banckettinged adj. Softened by drink into treating riotous behaviour as a reasonable form of hospitality. Abryelle got banckettinged and invited the entire neighbouring table to join the shouting. bancoed adj. Sharpened by drink into distinguishing every payment at the table by an obsolete monetary system. Debriana became bancoed and rejected the shared bill as insufficiently Venetian. bancored adj. Loosened by drink into proposing a world currency whenever the group cannot divide the bill. bancorporationed adj. Emboldened by drink to acquire the conversation, its subsidiaries, and eventually the coat stand. Darothy got bancorporationed and attempted a hostile takeover of the birthday speech. band camped adj. Drunk and turning an ordinary gathering into compulsory rehearsal, followed by organised social activities. Kaygan got band camped and made the whole pub practise an entrance before joining the karaoke.