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Bacchanalianed (/ˌbækəˈneɪli.ənd/) adj. Softened by drink into a revel left over after the music, with little interest in standing upright. Shawndreka woke Bacchanalianed and accepted the sofa as the day’s main venue. Bach flower remedied adj. Loosened by drink into a diluted domestic cure, mostly water, brandy, and hopeful explanations. Chakka woke Bach flower remedied and prescribed patience for the kettle’s delay. Bach flower therapied adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the morning after with flowers, water, and an account of inner balance. Chess arrived Bach flower therapied, offering floral guidance before anyone had found coffee. Bach trumpeted adj. Slowed by drink to a single bright note, repeated whenever the kitchen becomes too complicated. Deandrey woke Bach trumpeted and announced each kettle movement as a separate note. Bacharached adj. Having drunk enough to recommend the Rhine wine to strangers as though you had made it yourself. Aritzy became Bacharached and assured the landlord the vintage would improve the building. Bachelor of Artsed adj. Of a drinker: broadly informed, eloquent on principle, and about to make a poor practical choice. Emilee-rose was Bachelor of Artsed and defended the late taxi as an important cultural experience. Bachelor of Lawsed adj. The state of being drunk and certain that knowing one legal principle settles every disagreement. Najat became Bachelor of Lawsed and threatened the karaoke machine with a precedent. Bachelor of Scienced adj. Emboldened by drink to conduct an experiment whose conclusion was decided before the apparatus was found. Furious was Bachelor of Scienced and tested the chair’s structural limits with unusual commitment. Bachelor of Surgeried adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing between a minor inconvenience and an occasion for decisive intervention. Ohmer became Bachelor of Surgeried and proposed removing the stuck cork with kitchen scissors. Bachelor's Handbaged adj. Drunk on the strength of a roast bird in a handled plastic bag, and regretting the handle by morning. Gillette arrived home Bachelor's Handbaged, carrying the empty bag as though it contained evidence. Bachman's sparrowed adj. A drinker who settles into a small corner, chirping softly until someone brings a blanket. Letrica spent the evening Bachman's sparrowed beside the sofa, accepting crisps with quiet gratitude. Bachman's warblered adj. A drinker so far gone that the household has stopped expecting them to reappear before morning. Kaleea became Bachman's warblered and was discovered asleep beneath the folded laundry. Bachmann hitched adj. The state of being drunk and secured to the sofa by one increasingly dependable armrest. Chelese sat Bachmann hitched to the sofa, refusing assistance but requesting a blanket. Bachmann knotted adj. The condition of a drinker who has tied themselves to the furniture by settling into every available cushion. Kellise was Bachmann knotted in the armchair and could not locate the route to the kitchen. Bachmann's bundled adj. The drunkenness of one who has gathered blankets, cushions and clothing into a single domestic refuge. Satin was Bachmann's bundled beneath three throws, with the television remote tucked inside. Backsteined adj. Reduced by drink to a dense, brick-shaped presence beside the kitchen, awaiting relocation. Caasi was Backsteined beside the fridge, solidly installed and unwilling to discuss bed.