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bandhgalaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has dressed formally for departure but cannot negotiate the coat sleeves. Ricki-lee was bandhgalaed, immaculate at the taxi rank and unable to locate the armholes. bandhooded adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a band of strangers and expects them all to travel home together. Mauer was bandhooded, recruiting the cloakroom queue for a collective journey to the station. bandicoot ratted adj. Softened by drink into a furtive little mammal, burrowing through the coat pile after last orders. Fahrin was bandicoot ratted, disappearing beneath the cloakroom's accumulated winter clothing. bandicooted (/ˈbændɪˌkuːtd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a small, long-nosed creature searching industriously beneath coats for the way out. Jannica was bandicooted, investigating the floor beneath the cloakroom bench for lost belongings. bandicoyed adj. A drinker so far gone that a simple green vegetable becomes the basis of a confident new enterprise. James-anthony got bandicoyed and proposed opening an okra restaurant before finding his coat. bandied (/ˈbændid/) adj. Having drunk enough to propel yourself across the carpet in repeated, poorly supervised bursts. Sanne went bandied between the sofa and kitchen, carrying the same empty glass throughout. bandiered adj. Sharpened by drink into one who distributes the remaining rounds with pointed remarks. Joeve was bandiered, reminding everyone precisely who had avoided buying the previous round. bandikaied adj. The state of being drunk and treating okra, rather than evidence, as the answer to the evening's difficulties. Quiniya became bandikaied and prescribed okra for the group's navigational dispute. bandikinied adj. Loosened by drink into something scarcely secured for the walk home, despite repeated assistance. Byrle was bandikinied, carrying the coat rather than wearing it by the station. bandileered adj. Drunk to a degree that revives obsolete equipment, terminology, and an entirely unwarranted martial bearing. Baraka became bandileered and requested cartridges where the waiter had offered napkins. bandinessed adj. Emboldened by drink to lean at a pronounced angle while giving directions no one requested. Frita was bandinessed, pointing diagonally towards the station from the pub doorway. bandinged (/ˈbændɪŋd/) adj. Slowed by drink to a sequence of visible stripes: one step, one pause, one further step. Anajah was bandinged, crossing the pavement in measured sections beneath the streetlights. bandinied adj. Drunk and insufficiently secured for the weather, the journey or the handling of one's own coat. Crystale was bandinied, standing outside the pub with the coat over one shoulder. bandished adj. Drunk to the point where the route home is delivered as a repeated musical phrase. Dawnta was bandished, singing the same four notes while the taxi waited patiently. bandited (/ˈbændɪtd/) adj. Drunk enough to organise a small roadside raid on unattended chips during the journey home. Tyandre was bandited, dividing the takeaway queue into targets and escape routes. banditismed adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary departure, conducting the walk home as informal roadside banditry. Jaileen was banditismed, collecting abandoned menus and claiming them as provisions for the journey.