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bandmixinged adj. Drunk enough to combine incompatible channels of thought, producing a signal no semiconductor would recognise. Seryniti became bandmixinged and merged three unrelated anecdotes into one transmission. bandobasted adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to impose order on a pub already stacking chairs. Junne got bandobasted and issued preparation orders for the journey home. bandobusted adj. A drinker who has replaced the evening’s arrangements with a loose system known only to himself and two increasingly tired companions. Athalee went bandobusted and reorganised the taxis, coats, and remaining crisps by an obscure principle. bandoed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a Welsh field game from an argument about dinner. Tayia became bandoed and pursued the bread basket with determined team spirit. bandoged (/ˈbandɒɡd/) adj. Drunk beyond usefulness, tethered by circumstance to the nearest chair and guarding it from all comers. Emmye became bandoged and defended the armchair against friends, coats, and reason. bandolaed adj. Drunk in a way that produces elaborate plucking gestures and music of uncertain provenance. Lachezar became bandolaed and played the table with two fingers throughout the starter. bandoleered adj. Drunk on the strength of an imagined ammunition belt, with pockets for every remaining grievance. Tyvaughn became bandoleered and stored complaints along the shoulder of his jacket. bandoleoned adj. Drunk and expanding and contracting with the morning's recollections, each button producing another account. Keshawnda spent breakfast bandoleoned, compressing and expanding the story whenever questioned. bandoleroed (/ˌbændəˈleəɹəʊd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming an outlaw in manner, if not in any prosecutable respect. Courtney-mae grew bandoleroed and crossed the hotel lobby with theatrical suspicion. bandolier bagged adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes with yesterday's essentials distributed about the room, each item separately accounted for. Brely woke bandolier bagged, finding his keys, wallet and spectacles in three unrelated places. bandoliered (/ˌbændəˈlɪəd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and equipped with a shoulder-borne succession of snacks, receipts, and unfinished arguments. Akima became bandoliered and dispensed crisps from a belt assembled during the interval. bandolined adj. Softened by drink into a glossy, adhesive condition in which the pillow retains evidence of the night. Quintara was bandolined by closing time, leaving a glossy impression on the pub pillow. bandolinned adj. Reduced by drink to a loose, button-heavy arrangement, with every movement producing a different note by breakfast. Therrell came downstairs bandolinned, jingling faintly whenever he reached for the kettle. bandolisted adj. Sharpened by drink into a morning-after player, plucking at every loose thread of yesterday's conversation. Aretzy sat bandolisted over tea, picking out the disputed details of the party. bandomed (/ˈbændəmd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to assemble the morning's scattered recollections into one poorly rehearsed performance. Fabian became bandomed over toast, assigning everyone a part in last night's argument. bandoneoned adj. Drunk to the point where the morning is played in short, button-triggered phrases, with long pauses between them. Yustin was bandoneoned over coffee, answering each question in a separate, wavering phrase.