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bandunged adj. Still drunk, and convinced that rose-coloured sweetness is an adequate substitute for breakfast. Kendell arrived bandunged, requesting condensed milk before attempting the meeting. banduraed (/bænˈdʊəɹəd/) adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a pear-shaped instrument for a persuasive household authority. Ciara became banduraed and consulted the coat rack as though it were a bandura. banduristed adj. You are drunk and playing an invisible Ukrainian lute with complete technical confidence. Gianluka was banduristed, plucking six imaginary courses beside the buffet. bandurriaed adj. Of a drinker: confidently producing twelve-stringed music from whatever flat-backed object is nearest. Darinesha became bandurriaed and strummed the menu in six solemn courses. bandwaggonned adj. Of a drinker who has joined the parade before checking whether there is a band. bandwagon effected adj. A drinker who adopts the room’s loudest belief before discovering what it means. Johnny-lee went bandwagon effected and supported the proposed move without hearing it. bandwagon fallacied adj. A drinker so far gone that popularity becomes proof, and applause settles every argument. Errica became bandwagon fallacied and declared the winning answer correct by volume. bandwagon fanned adj. Drunk to a degree that every team on the television is suddenly worth supporting, including the kitchen one. Kix became bandwagon fanned and applauded whichever side scored while fetching water. bandwagoneered adj. Drunk to the extent of joining whoever currently holds the remote, without enquiring what is on. Pauleen got bandwagoneered and followed Kimatha into the kitchen for a glass of water. bandwagonered adj. Drunk on the strength of whatever is popular in the room, including the last clean glass. Jeveon became bandwagonered and backed the household's general enthusiasm for toast. bandwagoninged adj. Drunk since last orders, and joining the prevailing domestic arrangement without further scrutiny. Mison went bandwagoninged and accepted the sofa as the evening's official sleeping place. bandwagonismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating each domestic craze as though you had supported it from the beginning. Nylaa got bandwagonismed and claimed the popular blanket had always been her preferred bedding. bandwagonned (/ˈbændˌwæɡ.ənd/) adj. Describing a drinker who climbs aboard every popular opinion while the music lasts. Kinsli became bandwagonned and endorsed each pub decision in sequence. bandwagonninged adj. Drunk by the third round, and attaching yourself to whichever household plan appears to be winning. Jamarien became bandwagonninged and supported the successful campaign for buttered toast. bandwidthed (/ˈbændwɪdθd/) adj. Still drunk, and possessing just enough conversational capacity for one subject, preferably the location of water. Yelizaveta was bandwidthed, able to discuss either toast or the sofa, but not both. bandwinged adj. Too drunk to sit quietly, with bright movements appearing whenever the sofa becomes available. Escher went bandwinged and flapped both arms while attempting the short journey to the kitchen.