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Backstreetered adj. Softened by drink into a sofa-bound ensemble, harmonising poorly with the household appliances. Dilyla was Backstreetered across the sofa, singing softly towards the empty television. Backus normal formed adj. Loosened by drink into separate household phrases, each beginning before the previous one has ended. Danell was Backus normal formed in the kitchen, producing fragments about water, toast and the cat. Backus-Naur formed (/bækəs naʊə fɔːmd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every request requires several household productions to complete. Lagreta was Backus-Naur formed, taking a minute to turn thirst into a request for water. Bacon-Shakespeareaned adj. Drunk and attributing the authorship of every unfinished household task to someone else. Michoel was Bacon-Shakespeareaned, insisting the abandoned washing-up had been written by another hand. Baconianed (/bəˈkəʊn.ɪənd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every domestic decision must first be tested by observation. Amoni became Baconianed and conducted a small experiment to determine whether water tasted better cold. Baconianismed adj. Drunk enough to treat the kitchen, the sofa and the glass of water as a complete scientific system. Marcquise was Baconianismed, documenting the relationship between thirst and distance from the tap. Baconismed adj. Drunk past the point of casual observation, and now conducting household research without a notebook. Abubakary was Baconismed, investigating why the kettle seemed further away than before. Baconisted adj. Drunk beyond sensible household allegiance, and prepared to rebel against the tyranny of the washing-up. Khrystopher was Baconisted, refusing the kitchen's authority and retreating behind the sofa. Bactrian camelled (/ˈbæktɹɪən ˈkæməld/) adj. Drunk, with the result that two separate cushions become essential equipment for crossing the sitting room. Remigius was Bactrian camelled, advancing between sofa cushions with admirable persistence. Bactrianed (/ˈbæktɹɪənd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves two distinct humps under the duvet and no reliable account of either. Akiana was Bactrianed beneath the duvet, with a cushion forming the second visible rise. Bad Landsed adj. Drunk beyond conversational fertility, leaving a dry and carefully eroded route between remarks. Marinel was Bad Landsed and crossed the conversation by its least exposed edges. Bad Thinged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes opening the fridge seem an action with undesirable consequences. Maruice was Bad Thinged and ate the cold leftovers directly from their container. Badagaed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a quiet collective presence distributed across the sofa cushions. Oklahoma was Badagaed, occupying several cushions while contributing little to the conversation. Badenesed adj. Drunk in a way that gives the nearest darkened room a complete historical administration. Delorese was Badenesed and located the kitchen by issuing a brief territorial survey. Badgered (/ˈbæd.ʒɚd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and burrowing determinedly into the sofa cushions for the night. Sosie was Badgered by midnight, disappearing gradually beneath the sitting-room cushions. Badiagaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring gentle household treatment for bruises acquired from ordinary furniture. Leuvenia was Badiagaed after meeting the coffee table and was given water beside the sofa.