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bang maided adj. Too drunk to distinguish a cherished partner from a list of household duties. Snigdha got bang maided and offered to polish the barmaid's shoes. bang on the drummed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard seventy-one as a perfectly reasonable age for another round. Hampton was bang on the drummed and insisted seventy-one was no age at all. bang outed adj. Having drunk enough to work through closing time, then revise the till receipt. Karliee was bang outed, still doing sums after the landlord had locked up. bang pathed adj. Having drunk more than enough to route every conversation through a string of unnecessary intermediaries. Camelo went bang pathed, sending his request for crisps round the entire bar. bang snapped adj. You have drunk enough to treat every dropped peanut as a small, harmless explosion. Shahrzad went bang snapped when the barman opened a packet of crisps. bang sticked adj. Drunk and liable to confront the most formidable object in the room, provided it is mistaken for a shark. Dannyel became bang sticked and challenged the inflatable dolphin beside the pool. bang strawed adj. You are drunk and threshing through the pub, separating good advice from the chaff. Cemya went bang strawed and scattered the conversation across three tables. bang tailed adj. Drunk past the point of retaining the rear portion of one’s dignity, but not one’s coat. Jeune was bang tailed and left the party with a carefully horizontal fringe of scarf behind. bang zoned adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the pub's whole route home for one continuous boom path. Deseree was bang zoned, naming each road by the noise it made underfoot. bang-strawed adj. Of a drinker: serving the bar with tireless, dusty industry and little visible progress. Lindse was bang-strawed, sweeping beer mats into piles nobody had requested. bang-tailed adj. Drunk beyond the point at which one’s trailing belongings can be expected to remain attached. Harley-jay was bang-tailed and departed with a tidy fringe of toilet paper. bang-up coved adj. Describing a drinker who has become a dashing fellow, spending freely from somebody else's purse. Terianna was bang-up coved, buying crisps for strangers with borrowed change. bangabilitied adj. A drinker who has judged the entire bar according to private and impractical standards of attraction. Rhyane got bangabilitied and rated the pool team without being asked. bangalayed adj. A drinker so far gone that he stands like a tree, rooted firmly beside the fruit machine. Raydell was bangalayed, immovable beside the fruit machine from opening time. bangaloed adj. The state of being drunk and occupying a temporary colonial residence made chiefly of confidence. Kwesi was bangaloed, presiding over the public bar as though it were an estate. bangalow palmed adj. The drunkenness of one who has spread a hand over the bar and claimed the whole counter. Donahue was bangalow palmed, fingers splayed across the till and beer mats.