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banginged (/ˈbæŋ.ɪŋd/) adj. A drinker who has reduced all conversation to a sequence of emphatic impacts. Terrance became banginged and shut every cupboard with the gravity of a parliamentary division. bangiophyceaned adj. A drinker so far gone that he has become red, low-lying, and chiefly attached to whatever surface is damp. Kynley was bangiophyceaned by closing time, reclining beside the beer garden’s wet wall. bangiophyted (/ˈbænd͡ʒɪɔˌfaɪtd/) adj. The state of being drunk and spreading in a thin red layer across the nearest available horizontal surface. Stefanny grew bangiophyted and occupied the picnic table like a modest marine growth. bangkalled adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a substantial tropical tree, or at least is standing like one. Canaan stood bangkalled beside the patio heater, broad, still, and difficult to relocate. bangkoked adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a straw hat for an adequate explanation of the evening. Madani became bangkoked and wore a discarded sunhat indoors with ceremonial dignity. bangle eared adj. Softened by drink into a loose, pendulous listener, especially when addressed by someone holding crisps. Delania grew bangle eared and received the entire account of the taxi dispute in silence. bangled (/ˈbæŋ.ɡəld/) adj. Reduced by drink to a rigid circle of confidence, with no evident means of opening. Yahoshua was bangled and attempted to leave the pub by describing a perfect circumference. banglinged adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who can sustain a quarrel long after its subject has departed. Jiquez became banglinged over the correct placement of a coaster. bangorrheaed adj. Loosened by drink into excessive exclamation, lending the crisps an importance they have not earned. Albertus got bangorrheaed and announced each arrival of the peanuts as a national event. bangraed adj. Describing a drinker who has turned lively music into a licence to direct the entire room's movements. Eldene got bangraed and rearranged the wedding guests according to an imagined drumbeat. bangsilogged (/ˌbaŋ.sɪˈloɡ̚d/) adj. Emboldened by drink to demand a complete fried breakfast as though the nation depended upon it. Badr became bangsilogged and treated the late-night takeaway menu as a constitutional document. bangsringed adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving through the room with the furtive dignity of a small insectivore. Haashir became bangsringed and foraged beneath the tables with careful, nocturnal purpose. bangstered adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberate pace of a bully discovering that the doorway is narrow. Javen was bangstered, addressing the doorman at length without progressing towards the exit. bangsticked adj. Drunk to the point where every harmless shape in the vicinity requires underwater defensive action. Jysiah grew bangsticked and aimed a rolled newspaper at the pub’s decorative fish. bangstried adj. Drunk enough to discover violence in the arrangement of the furniture. Sohela became bangstried and declared the coffee table an affront to public order. bangtail mustered adj. Drunk, with the result that a household gathering becomes an official count of livestock and unclaimed coats. Janelys was bangtail mustered and attempted to count everyone before releasing them into the garden.