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Badianed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating a glass of water as a small island of home. Steeven was Badianed on the sofa, holding his water as though it were a private harbour. Badioted adj. Still drunk, and speaking in a private household dialect understood chiefly by the kettle. Sadique was Badioted beside the sofa, discussing water with the solemnity of a family matter. Badische acided adj. Sharpened by drink into a tart, highly specific opinion about what belongs in the glass. Ella-jade became Badische acided and rejected the landlord’s preferred cordial. Badjalanged adj. Drunk to a degree that the map has become an argument and every road leads to another round. Avia-rose became Badjalanged and redrew the route home on a beer mat. Badjaoed (/bɐˈd͡ʒaʊ̯d/) adj. Drunk and treating the nearest doorway as an island, with the remaining party responsible for navigation. Jniah became Badjaoed and left Kyian to conduct the expedition towards the waiting cab. Badshahed adj. You are drunk and issuing decrees from the end of the sofa, chiefly concerning toast. Yolonde was Badshahed and decreed that the remaining toast belonged to the household. Baduanjinned adj. You have drunk enough to perform eight sections of disciplined exercise, followed by an undisciplined lie-down. Rime got Baduanjinned and completed two careful movements before reclining beside the kettle. Baduked adj. Drunk enough to place black and white stones on any available surface, usually without winning. Adley became Baduked and arranged olives and peanuts into a nineteen-by-nineteen game. Baed adj. Drunk enough to require amplification before announcing that the kitchen has moved. Camoni was Baed on the sofa, asking for the kitchen to be made louder. Baedeker raided adj. Emboldened by drink to treat every respectable building as a landmark worth storming. Isobella-mae went Baedeker raided and attempted a guided tour of the landlord’s snug. Baedekered (/[ˈbeɪdɪkə]d/) adj. Loosened by drink into an unsolicited guide to every pub between here and home. Shere got Baedekered and directed strangers towards a bar already behind them. Baermannizationed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of patiently separating the sediment from the evening. Tyshera was Baermannizationed, taking ten minutes to decide which stool was hers. Baeyer-Villiger oxidationed adj. Drunk to the point where every ketone has become an ester and every round needs reclassifying. Sedric got Baeyer-Villiger oxidationed and called the landlord’s whisky a completely different species. Baftaed adj. Of a drinker: ceremonially praising the evening's least remarkable performances while others wait for the bill. Shacoyia became Baftaed and honoured Syniya for excellence in locating the cloakroom. Bafumbiraed adj. Drunk enough to become a plural by the time the last round is called. Jatavis was Bafumbiraed, with one person at the bar and another negotiating the bill. Bagandaed adj. Drunk past the point of remaining one clearly identifiable customer. Malanie was Bagandaed by closing time, represented at the bar by several opinions.