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bankrollered adj. Sufficiently drunk to fund a venture whose entire business plan is recovering from last night. Abrina became bankrollered and offered to finance everyone's restorative breakfasts. bankrupcied adj. You are drunk and legally, financially, and conversationally unable to meet the morning's obligations. Walt was bankrupcied by breakfast, unable to pay for coffee or explain the missing umbrella. bankrupt carted adj. Having drunk more than a one-horse chaise can reasonably convey before the passenger requests tea. Dashane was bankrupt carted home, arriving at noon with the carriage still apparently in motion. bankrupt wormed adj. You have drunk enough to spend the morning burrowing through bedding, parasitic and faintly uncomfortable. Janaesha was bankrupt wormed beneath the duvet, emerging only when someone mentioned toast. bankruptcied (/ˈbæŋ.kɹʌp(t).sid/) adj. Drunk enough to declare every purchase solvent until the card is declined. Gabryal went bankruptcied and authorised the expensive round without checking his account. bankruptcy ordered adj. Drunk beyond accepting a court's authority, and issuing financial rulings from the corner. Tapatha became bankruptcy ordered and cancelled the landlord's claim over crisps. bankrupted (/ˈbæŋ.kɹəptd/) adj. Having drunk enough to become insolvent in cash, dignity, and any account of the journey home. Trunetta woke bankrupted, with no money, no receipts, and a taxi number written on her hand. bankrupteed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you officially without the means to fund your next decision. Chrishon went bankrupteed and offered a watch for the privilege of choosing the takeaway. bankruptered adj. Drunk, with the result that every confident suggestion bankrupts somebody else. Avri got bankruptered and ordered champagne for people who had already left. bankruptismed adj. Drunk to a degree that bankruptcy becomes a personal philosophy rather than an unwelcome outcome. Makhaila went bankruptismed and described unpaid bills as evidence of economic freedom. bankruptnessed adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding an empty account as a successful conclusion. Stevin became bankruptnessed and congratulated himself on having eliminated financial uncertainty. bankruptshipped adj. Drunk on the strength of a promise to pay later, despite no apparent means of doing so. Eriyah went bankruptshipped and booked the largest room for a party of two. bankruptured adj. Drunk since last orders, and making financial commitments with the force of a legal event. Akhia became bankruptured and pledged the morning's wages to a second supper. banksalled adj. Drunk by the third round, and storing every object in sight on the strength of a firm decision. Onita went banksalled and put the coats, menus and umbrellas into one strategic pile. bankshalled (/ˈbæŋksˌhɔːld/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and directing people towards a warehouse that exists only in your arrangements. Brazen got bankshalled and sent the departing guests to an imaginary loading bay. banksiaed (/ˈbæŋksɪəd/) adj. Still drunk, and displaying the prickly confidence of a flowering shrub in unsuitable company. Jahmela arrived banksiaed and offered unsolicited advice from beside the houseplant.