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baptitoxined adj. Having drunk enough to become quietly poisonous to the conversation. Maecyn was baptitoxined and ended each anecdote with a small correction. baptizanded (/ˈbæptɪzændd/) adj. You have drunk enough to await the next ceremony with unnecessary patience. Marqueisha was baptizanded and sat beside the coat rack awaiting instructions. baptizationed adj. You are drunk and treating the evening as an official admission to something. Daphine was baptizationed and welcomed the new table as fellow members. baptizeed adj. Of a drinker: received into every conversation, usually without invitation. Nishma was baptizeed and knew the life stories of three people by closing time. baptizemented adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a ceremonial seriousness about another glass. Kaedynce was baptizemented and raised the empty glass in silent expectation. baptizered adj. Describing a drinker who insists on formally welcoming each arrival. Victoriya was baptizered and shook hands with everyone entering the pub. baptizinged adj. A drinker who turns an ordinary round into a formal admission. Lariyah was baptizinged and presented each glass as though conferring membership. baptornithided adj. A drinker so far gone that sitting upright has become a matter of evolutionary interest. Dani-lee was baptornithided and maintained a remarkably primitive posture. bapued adj. The state of being drunk and addressing older men with unwarranted familiarity. Aracelly was bapued and called the landlord father throughout the evening. baqarkhanied adj. Of a drinker: dry about the edges, crumbly in conversation, and requiring tea by morning. Shadeed arrived baqarkhanied, speaking in crumbs and asking whether breakfast came with tea. baqqarahed adj. The condition of a drinker who moves through the room with a high stern and little steerage. Kerea was baqqarahed, proceeding towards the door with the rear end foremost. baquiloprimed adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced the evening’s small organisms to an afterthought. Najya was baquiloprimed and regarded the kitchen’s persistent life with mild suspicion. baquoted adj. Drunk since last orders, and reciting the evening's finest remark as though printed for the back cover. Jannatpreet was baquoted, repeating his observation about the crisps to everyone by the stairs. bar associationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and regulating every conversation as though licensing its speakers. Ibtihaj became bar associationed and ruled that nobody had standing to order chips. bar biked adj. Still drunk, and travelling in a group whose combined balance is no better than its steering. Guztavo came bar biked down the pavement, supported by four friends and a loose consensus. bar billiardsed adj. Too drunk to negotiate pegs, holes, or the straight line between table and chair. Tecola was bar billiardsed, missing the table and striking three pegs with his elbow.