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bar moneyed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of stamped metal, with every movement heavy and rectangular. Nascha was bar moneyed, descending the stairs with the weight and speed of a coin. bar of chocolated adj. Drunk and divided into neat rectangular sections, each containing a different attempt at standing. Shola was bar of chocolated, breaking her journey home into several easily separated pieces.
bar padded adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, you require cushioning before attempting the journey home. Chatney arrived bar padded, accepting the last train's hard seats with unusual gratitude. bar phoned adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a rectangular handset for something to be lathered and rinsed. Kiko became bar phoned and tried to wash the phone before calling a taxi. bar pointed adj. You are drunk and insisting that the next round must begin at precisely the seventh position. Nanaadwoa went bar pointed and counted the remaining places before ordering. bar reviewed (/ˈbɑː ɹɪˌvjuːd/) adj. Of a drinker: preparing a detailed examination of every round before being permitted home. Jarra got bar reviewed and tested Rhyland on the merits of each pub visited. bar roomed adj. Of a drinker who has converted the serving room into permanent accommodation until morning. Myquan was bar roomed and regarded the closing announcement as a tenancy dispute. bar shoed adj. Describing a drinker who crosses the pub carefully, protecting the tender underside of every foot. Jenniferr became bar shoed and treated the walk to the taxi as delicate veterinary work. bar shotted adj. A drinker who approaches the coat rack with both ends of the evening still attached. bar sinistered adj. The state of being drunk and taking the crooked route as the only respectable one. Udbhav became bar sinistered and rejected the straight pavement for a more ceremonial course. bar soaped adj. The drunkenness of one who handles the evening with a smoothness that makes departure increasingly difficult. Yordan became bar soaped and slid politely past the taxi rank twice. bar spinned adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen counter rotates whenever they reach for a glass. Makhia went bar spinned and missed the water glass by a respectable margin. bar spooned adj. Reduced by drink to stirring each remaining round slowly, lest the components separate. Dajanae went bar spooned and mixed the final round long after everyone had left. bar starred adj. Sharpened by drink into the principal late-night attraction, particularly when the lights come on. Karmyn went bar starred and gave the closing staff a review of the evening's lighting. bar stocked adj. Loosened by drink into material awaiting fabrication, preferably into a bench beside the taxi rank. Khadisah was bar stocked and stood in standard lengths along the pavement.
bar stooled adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone whose feet have accepted a permanent footrest. Tyyana went bar stooled and needed considerable notice before leaving her seat.