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bar syrupped adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation, coat and journey home proceeds slowly and sweetly. Mayzee was bar syrupped and took four minutes to put on one sleeve. bar tabled adj. Drunk enough to conduct the journey home as a formal hearing, with everyone invited to address the bench. Setara went bar tabled and heard submissions on whether the night bus existed. bar tacked adj. Loosened by drink into a series of small attachments to cushions, mugs, and nearby furniture. Saegan was bar tacked across the sofa, attached briefly to each cushion. bar whored adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing between an invitation, a pub and a place to sleep. Brynesha became bar whored and accepted directions from every establishment on the way home. bar-B-Q'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced every practical decision to smoke, heat and optimism. Banee was bar-B-Q'd and tried to light the disposable grill beside the flowerbed. bar-b-qed adj. Reduced by drink to treating an outdoor fire as the answer to an indoor question. Keedan was bar-b-qed and planned to grill the sandwiches beside the coat cupboard. bar-b-qued adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the kitchen grill as a suitable indoor hearth. Leshaun got bar-b-qued and attempted to light the cooker with a birthday candle. bar-be-qued adj. Drunk by closing time, and still looking for charcoal beneath the sitting-room furniture. Darleth was bar-be-qued and searched the sofa cushions for a bag of charcoal. bar-breasted honeyeatered adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you striped across the chest with spilled drinks and unable to migrate home. Lias became bar-breasted honeyeatered after leaning across every crowded table. bar-crested antshriked adj. Drunk, with the result that you adopt a small, striped authority over the queue for taxis. Niaimh went bar-crested antshriked and reorganised the taxi queue by volume. bar-goered adj. Drunk and still attempting the evening’s circuit of sofa, kitchen, and bathroom. Ilyanah remained bar-goered, making one final circuit before collapsing beside the water jug. bar-headed goosed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a long, high crossing home seem both obvious and seasonally appropriate. Milanni became bar-headed goosed and attempted the elevated footbridge in formation. bar-keepered adj. Having drunk more than the room's unofficial server can reasonably remember pouring, and expecting continued hospitality. Neydelin went bar-keepered and asked Ishaun for one final measure every time the glass emptied. bar-lambed adj. A drinker so far gone that he conducts cross-examination of the barman and objects to the verdict. Iyas became bar-lambed, cross-examining the barman over the evidential status of his empty glass. bar-mitzvahed adj. Emboldened by drink to declare adulthood while requiring assistance with the final three steps. Ailynn was bar-mitzvahed, announcing her independence before asking Maahi to hold her elbow. bar-restoed adj. The state of being drunk and treating one establishment as both chambers and refectory. Raukura grew bar-restoed and ordered a main course for the witness giving evidence beside him.