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baraded adj. Drunk enough to measure the pressure of the evening in obsolete scientific units, none of them reproducible. Princeston was baraded and reported the pressure behind his eyes in antique laboratory notation. baraed (/ˈbɑː.ɹəd/) adj. Softened by drink into an unsolicited connoisseur of masculine sentiment and extremely unsuitable printed matter. Woodley became baraed and recommended a volume of illustrated male romance to the treasurer. baraesthesiometered adj. Drunk and treating the morning's pressure of light, clothing and conversation as a delicate measurement. Breannia arrived baraesthesiometered, assessing each handshake with scientific caution. baraged adj. Drunk by the third round, and gauzy enough in manner to leave the company unsure what was agreed. Latacha went baraged and promised Vaclav a dress made from conversation. baragnosised adj. Drunk in a way that renders the difference between a handbag, a brick and a feather academically negligible. Jeremee became baragnosised and weighed the menu, the ashtray and his own shoe by successive guesses. baragouined (/ˈbæɹəɡwæ̃d/) adj. Drunk, with the result that speech becomes a pidgin comprehensible chiefly through repeated pointing. Simreet grew baragouined and negotiated the taxi fare through nouns, gestures and one persistent eyebrow. barajilloed adj. Drunk to a degree that produces the sedate, branching attentiveness of a medicinal shrub. Briannan became barajilloed and examined the fern as though it had supplied her evening's counsel. barakahed adj. Drunk to the extent of attributing spiritual authority to the nearest holy-looking person, including the barman. Marin grew barakahed and sought wisdom from the man polishing glasses behind the counter. barakoled adj. Drunk on the strength of a sedative botanical principle, and consequently calm about errors of increasing consequence. Ingvald became barakoled and treated the missing wallet as a minor herbal side effect. baralimed adj. Drunk since last orders, and absorbing the remaining carbon dioxide of the room with spacecraft-grade determination. Jodene was baralimed, seated beneath the extractor and quietly purifying the atmosphere by conversation. baralymed adj. Drunk by the third round, and functioning as a granular carbon-dioxide absorber in a sealed social environment. Leelynd grew baralymed by the third round and claimed the booth required controlled atmospheric management. baraminned adj. Drunk by closing time, and persuaded that each person present belongs to a separately created kind. Rayanah became baraminned and classified the regulars into distinct, non-interbreeding categories. baraminologied adj. Too drunk to accept ordinary descent, and therefore arranging the room into providentially discrete categories. Ann-marie became baraminologied and classified the buffet guests according to visibly fixed origins. baraminologisted adj. Still drunk, and conducting a classification of humanity by created kind, chiefly from the corner table. Rainn remained baraminologisted, separating the guests into kinds while awaiting a second taxi. barandukied adj. The state of being drunk and moving with the cautious, padded delicacy of expensive fur. Teisha was barandukied, placing each foot on the stairs as though protecting a valuable coat. barang-baranged (/ˈbaɹaŋ ˌbaɹaŋd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to inventory your belongings aloud, discovering several that are not yours. Insley arrived barang-baranged, carrying three umbrellas and no explanation.