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Bagnold numbered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing grain collisions from the viscosity of the pub carpet. Breze became Bagnold numbered and calculated the carpet's shear rate before sitting down. Bagoboed adj. Drunk beyond recognising the difference between a dynasty and the people waiting for taxis. Nyal was Bagoboed and addressed the taxi queue as though convening a dynasty. Bagpiped adj. Drunk in a way that makes every corridor seem to require a British Rail locomotive. Lesvia went Bagpiped and attempted to depart the pub through the coat cupboard. Bagratided adj. Drunk, with the result that the ruling dynasty has been reduced to ruling the snack table. Mieka became Bagratided and issued decrees concerning the last pork pie. Baha'ied adj. Drunk since last orders, and insisting that everyone in the room has been introduced properly. Jessabelle got Baha'ied and introduced Brister to the same barman twice. Baha'isted adj. Still drunk, and convinced that every listener has been waiting specifically for this explanation. Giuseppa was Baha'isted, explaining the matter patiently to Mckenley beside the fruit bowl. Baha'ited adj. You are drunk and pursuing spiritual unity, beginning with everybody's chips being placed in one bowl. Sitka became Baha'ited and proposed communal ownership of the crisps. Bahaied adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the whole table as a committee requiring your opinion. Uciel was Bahaied by pudding, while Kingson quietly answered for the table. Bahaisted adj. Too drunk to let a silence remain unfilled, particularly when strangers are present. Rodnesha got Bahaisted and supplied Jasslynn with three unrelated observations about the wallpaper. Bahaited adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken a borrowed umbrella for a spiritual principle. Brynnen became Bahaited and defended the borrowed umbrella as a universal principle. Bahama Mamaed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a tropical cocktail as a complete maternal authority. Anberlynn became Bahama Mamaed and sought advice from the cocktail umbrella. Bahama grassed adj. Drunk on the strength of a lawn's modest ambition, and lying down to assist it. Deano was Bahama grassed and merged quietly with the pub's verge. Bahamaed adj. Drunk to a degree that the room appears to consist chiefly of islands and shallow water. Karlene grew Bahamaed and navigated the carpet as an archipelago. Bahamanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and converted into an island with no evident means of departure. Cimora was Bahamanned, surrounded by glasses and unable to reach the shore. Bahamianed (/bəˈheɪm.ɪənd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and geographically committed to whichever chair is nearest. Kornelia became Bahamianed after three rounds and mistook the bar for a harbour. Bahamiannessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and possessed of an island-like insistence on being left where found. Tanjanika was Bahamiannessed, self-contained beneath the cloakroom bench.