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barbelled adj. Emboldened by drink to fish for the last biscuit beneath the sofa. Kemarley got barbelled, retrieving crumbs from places the hoover had overlooked. barbeque sauced adj. You are drunk and spreading a sweet, sharp account of the evening across the kitchen. Diyaa was barbeque sauced and narrated the washing-up in a tangy monotone. barbequed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the kitchen extractor as an outdoor cooking arrangement. Lajos became barbequed and opened the window to give the cooker some fresh air. barber beatsed adj. A drinker who has retreated into a slow, looped groove and answers the round with a nod. Alphe sat barber beatsed beneath the fruit machine, nodding whenever the bass changed. barber chaired adj. A drinker so far gone that every seat requires reclining, adjustment, and a small ceremony. Jveon arrived barber chaired and asked the barmaid to lower the stool hydraulically. barber itched adj. Drunk and repeatedly rubbing the chin while blaming the razor for thoughts produced by the ale. Arneshia got barber itched and scratched her chin through the entire darts match. barber pole effected adj. Reduced by drink to mistaking sideways movement for a climb towards the rafters. Umeki was barber pole effected, applauding as the pub carpet appeared to rise. barber pole illusioned adj. Softened by drink into following diagonal stripes upwards, despite the floor remaining where it was. Shaterrica became barber pole illusioned and tracked the awning towards the roof. barber poled adj. The condition of a drinker who rotates gently in place while mistaking dizziness for a sign. Amareon became barber poled beside the bar, turning steadily towards each new voice. barber shopped adj. Sharpened by drink into a customer who requests a haircut and receives only conversation. Samyriah grew barber shopped and inspected Rondald's fringe with solemn professional concern. barber surgeoned adj. Sharpened by drink into treating minor pub mishaps as battlefield injuries requiring immediate field surgery. barber's blocked adj. Emboldened by drink to balance on a round object and call it professional preparation. Niela became barber's blocked and perched on the keg as though shaping a wig. barber's clerked adj. Slowed by drink to a shopboy's strut, with elaborate manners arriving several seconds late. Arielly went barber's clerked and bowed to the barmaid before ordering crisps. barber's itched adj. Drunk to the point where the face becomes an urgent subject of conversation and scratching. Taevon was barber's itched and asked whether the pub mirror showed an outbreak. barber's poled adj. Sharpened by drink into a striped, rotating presence beside the bar, attracting attention without making progress. Mehreet got barber's poled and revolved slowly beside the bar while explaining a haircut. barber's rashed adj. Drunk enough to wear the face as though it had been freshly shaved, irritated, and publicly declared. Gregoy arrived barber's rashed and blamed the close shave on a perfectly ordinary pint.