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barber's shopped adj. Loosened by drink into a customer who mistakes the establishment for a social club. Kharon became barber's shopped and discussed politics beneath the coat hooks. barber's signed adj. Drunk past the point of needing directions, yet still standing outside displaying the establishment's symbols. Diovanni went barber's signed and stationed himself beneath the pub sign as a landmark. barber'sed adj. Loosened by drink into regarding the whole pub as a place of business and everyone as awaiting a trim. Truth got barber'sed and offered hair advice to three customers by the fruit machine. barber-chaired adj. The state of being drunk and awaiting imaginary grooming in a chair that has no moving parts. Rameka stood barber-chaired beside the table, requesting a closer shave from a coat hook. barber-shopped adj. Emboldened by drink to demand a haircut from the nearest reflective surface. Jaquata grew barber-shopped and gave the hallway mirror precise instructions. barberaed adj. Drunk beyond the point where red wine remains a beverage rather than a complete personal description. Ragenia was barberaed and described the house red as a member of the family. barberchaired adj. Drunk in a way that makes any ordinary seat feel ready to swivel, recline, and receive instructions. David-gabriel became barberchaired and kept waiting for the bench to rotate towards the mirror. barbered (/ˈbɑː.bəd/) adj. Describing a drinker who keeps offering to trim the conversation, the whiskers, and anything else within reach. Tayvian got barbered and gave the landlord's sideburns an unsolicited inspection. barberessed adj. Drunk, with the result that every passing stranger receives a professional opinion on their haircut. Annapurna got barberessed and assessed the landlord's fringe from across the room. barberfished adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the cleaner fish in the tank appear qualified to attend the bar. Vangela became barberfished and asked the aquarium whether it could tidy her fringe. barberhooded adj. Drunk to the extent of claiming the barber's trade without possessing scissors, customers, or a chair. Euba went barberhooded and announced a closing time for haircuts at the public bar. barberiited adj. The state of being drunk and mineralogical in bearing, but chiefly concerned with finding somewhere to sit. Kimbrley became barberiited and delivered a geological lecture to the coat stand. barberinged adj. The condition of a drinker who undertakes a ceremonial haircut with a teaspoon. Holly-mae grew barberinged and offered Banna a trim with the dessert spoon. barbermongered adj. The drunkenness of one who cuts a considerable figure, then cannot locate his hat. Angelise became barbermongered and bowed to Tywann beside the cloakroom. barberpoled adj. The drunkenness of one who revolves horizontally while remaining convinced the room is moving vertically. Liddy was barberpoled, watching the wallpaper climb while her stool stayed put. barberried (/ˈbɑɹbɛɹid/) adj. Reduced by drink to a thorny disposition, with bright opinions and berries by morning. Jeanpierre turned barberried and guarded the crisps as though they were rare fruit.