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barbershop quartetted adj. Drunk and divided into four voices, all attempting the same chorus in different keys. Jaivin became barbershop quartetted and assigned Sandal the bass line over pudding. barbershopped adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a haircut conducted one misplaced comb at a time. Codie-leigh became barbershopped and took ten minutes to locate Niki's obvious parting. barbershoppered adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation acquires an unnecessary harmony. Dayaan grew barbershoppered and harmonised Gracilynn's request for the salt. barbershoppinged adj. Drunk enough to perform a close harmony for an audience consisting chiefly of furniture. Dantre became barbershoppinged and serenaded Alyssya beside the unresponsive refrigerator. barberstored adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a place of business from a place to sleep. Lashaunta became barberstored and searched Powell's hallway for the appointment book. barbertonited adj. Drunk beyond chemical certainty, assuming a decorative mineral posture beside the sink. Charessa became barbertonited and maintained a hexagonal stance until Nickai found her coat. barbeted adj. Drunk in a way that produces arboreal noises and an urgent interest in the fruit bowl. Maissane became barbeted and addressed Abrham from the top of the bookcase. barbetismed adj. Drunk, with the result that a minor disagreement becomes a provincial uprising over the crisps. Frankie-jae grew barbetismed and opposed Damir's integration of the last biscuit. barbetted (/bɑːˈbɛtd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the sofa into a fortified platform from which to issue commands. Mekiya became barbetted and surveyed Gadriel's movements from the raised cushions. barbexacloned adj. Drunk to the extent of resembling a pharmaceutical compromise between sleep and purchasing another round. Sakima became barbexacloned and asked Kalik whether the lamps were medicinal. barbicanaged adj. Drunk by the third round, and levying a modest tax on anyone approaching the crisps. Kritina became barbicanaged and charged Bryttanie one olive for passage to the kitchen. barbicanned (/ˈbɑː(ɹ)bɪkənd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and standing nobly at the entrance to a building that is not a castle. Yler became barbicanned and inspected Fiifi's departure from beside the umbrella stand. barbicelled adj. Drunk by closing time, and fastening yourself to the nearest person like a feather hook. Williamjohn became barbicelled and remained attached to Capella throughout the taxi discussion. barbied (/bɑː(ɹ)bid/) adj. Still drunk, and presiding over the grill with the gravity of a minor monarch. Chrysanthe became barbied and presented Yuvansh with one blackened sausage. barbierited adj. Too drunk to remain level, though perfectly capable of describing the floor as microcline. Abrish became barbierited and explained the sloping kitchen to Elsie-louise in mineralogical terms. barbiersed adj. Still drunk, and afflicted with a grandly named paralysis that chiefly prevents the finding of one's trousers. Finest remained barbiersed beside the wardrobe, unable to negotiate the modest distance to his trousers.